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You can always tell some women are childless by the fact that they....

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NinaInCognito · 22/08/2008 21:11

...get in the way of you when you are in the supermarket dragging around a pram, trolley and fiddly child and then they sneer down at you with their basket full of organic lettuce, baguettes and mini-tampons while your trolley is loaded with nappies, a giant pot of Sudocrem and enough chocolate bars to re-sink the Titanic.

You then have to manoever around them while they continue said sneering.

God you can tell what sort of evening I have had, can't you? And I am embarrassed to admit that I used to be one of those women. I apologise to all you mums out there unreservedly.

Now for chocolate bars and MN......

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FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 00:08

lol both of you

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:10

but there is a real fabio, right? whom I emailed with my heartfelt whatsit for JeremyVile (and to whom I rudely didn't thank bcs On The Continent?)

Faboi · 26/08/2008 00:10

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Faboi · 26/08/2008 00:11
Aitch · 26/08/2008 00:11

lol faboi

she's undercover, onebat.

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:12

bois? or wilfselfelf? I'll slog either of you.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 26/08/2008 00:13

You are good OBM

[peels off mask]

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:13

whom Aitch? the heartfelt thingy one?

I feel that during a momentary lapse of concentration MN has slipped from my grasp.

FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 00:14

OBM that was me.
Please don't slug anyone.

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:16

[groin] bois

Aitch · 26/08/2008 00:16

no, i'm farbacus.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 26/08/2008 00:17
Grin
onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:18

you are my heartfelt thingy one, fabiotfc? or you were the one I emailed? And if so does anyone know where and how my heartfelt thingy one is?

This undercover thing is making my eyes go funny.

FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 00:20

Oh no wait, I didn't get a heartfelt one.
YOu didn't try to feel me up at all, in fact.

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:23

Ah. I asked you if you were JV becasue I miss her (heartfeltly)

I am not interested in cat-love though. I don;'t think.

Aitch · 26/08/2008 00:24

i miss JV too. she great.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 26/08/2008 00:26

I miss JV too

And WT

And Madamez

And Hunker

[group hug]

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:26

no reply to emails.

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:28

Madamez has name-changed...

FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 00:28

You sent me one asking if i was jv OBM.
I told you no.

You did not mention the word 'heartfelt' though of course I have no way of knowing which bit of you you were feeling when you typed it.

Where is jeremyvile? HAs she namechanged?

BoysAreLikeDogs · 26/08/2008 00:32

Ahhhh

Well if madamez is lurking, here is a great big from me

Must away to bed, night my lovelies

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:32

no, I can't find JV anywhere. She's MIA.

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:33

unless she's dropped me..

night boys, me too off to bed.

FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 00:36

Goodnight.

Gotta go catch me some shrews....

onebatmother · 26/08/2008 00:45

dut-dut-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!