Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

@pbdr oh, dear! (f-you) That one was funny, though! 😂😂😂

As for praise, it's sweet it? Mine praised me at the park yesterday for, Good climbing, mummy! When I followed (requested!) dc up to the slide.

A coupke days ago toddler took nursing pillow and pulled up shirt saying, Baby needs to be fed. 😂
And when I was brushing my teeth hugged my legs then mashed face into my bum cheek laughing.

One more:
I was sitting on the couch yesterday and toddler put burping cloth on my shoulder, crawled onto me, put head on my shoulder hugging me and said Burp Havoc, mummy. It was a sweet, sweet moment, actually. 🥹and later was singing, I love mumy, I love mummy. 🥲🥲🥲

Reading to my son (2 years, 2 months) this morning. There is a picture of Father Christmas and his reindeer. I point to the reindeer and ask what they are. "Antelopes" 😆🥰

And from the mouthes of babes:

me: (ahem...farted)
toddler: mummy, did you poo poo?
me: no, mummy passed gas.

days later:
me: (farted)
toddler: oh, mummy has gas! Yes, mummy. You have gas!

God, I hope this doesn't hapen in public. 😬

@Mumtobabyhavoc

DC looks at green stuff on lunch plate. DC throws it on the floor, in front of me. DC, with big innocent eyes: "Mummy it falled".

DC also went around the park the other day, pointing behind poor unsuspecting people and shouting "SHARK!". (We've been reading 'Shark in the Park')

@Scirocco our dc must be similar ages... mine was doing that a few months ago. It became quite a game between my mum and dc. "Uh, ohhhh gramma, it fell. Uhhhh ohhhhh." My mum would pick up whatever it was and give it back. DC would throw it again. "Uhhh ohhh gramma, it fell." I started correcting: no darling, you threw it. Then it became: Uh ohhhh, I threw it....
🤦‍♀️

If anyone can decipher the following toddler speak I'd be grateful:
dakum, when I repeat it back to dc I get a smile or a laugh 🤷‍♀️
jenjen, a new one and must mean some sort of food: mummy, I want peaches, pasta and jenjen.

I just said, Havoc? Dakum.
Havoc smiled and whispered it back. 🤔
Then I said, jenjen.
Havoc: jenjen, pasta and peaches.

My 2.5 yo DD was shouting randomly what sounded like "don't do crack!!" the other day, I have no idea what she was trying to say 🤣

Also, every night before her bath she goes "mine need a wee wee" takes her nappy off sits on the potty, makes a pssss sound (not actually weeing), gets a piece of toilet roll, wipes front and back and then flushes the toilet roll down the toilet, goes "all finished" and then wees in the bath 🤣 sometimes even NEXT to the potty

Oh god... toddler has taken to saying, "Can you not talk?" in an annoyed tone. 🤦‍♀️

Sorry reported

Continuing on with trying to decipher, "dakum."
I've just said to Havoc: "Dakum?"
Havoc giggled and said, "No, beerum."

I think Havoc is f-ing with me.

DC: (looking at cheese on plate) It falled.
Me: No, no, it's ok, it's on your plate.
DC: (picks it up, maintaining eye contact, and throws it on the floor) It falled now, mummy.

We were in a cafe. The people at the next table were trying very hard not to laugh.

"Dakum beerum"... I'll test it out on DC in the morning.

My son went to preschool dressed as Darth Vader. I had a chat with him on the way and reminded him that Darth Vader doesn't hit people (we'd been managing some hitting behaviour at preschool). He replied "no mummy, he just kills people jnstead".

He's right, to be fair.

I asked DC - the response to "dakum" was to say "no that one", and "dakum beerum" resulted in laughter and "beepoo"...

So, no help there, sorry.

"Beepoo" you say? Interesting...😉

Havoc continues to deny my use of "dakum."

Yesterday I attempted to solicit it's meaning by making a statement instead of a question.
Me: Dakum, Havoc.
Havoc: No, it's not dakum. It's beerum.

I am, however, winning in the entertainment department. I just balanced Havoc's bottle on my head and asked, Where is it?
Havoc: On your head, mummy. Happy day!

🥹
(Please don't change, baby. Ever.) 💕

My Dd (2.2) got very upset with me the other day because I wouldn't turn the sun off so she could play with her torch. I mean proper tears and sobbing! 😂
She also likes to prod my tummy and say 'wibble wobble' 😳

On, no! @Cuwins They do think we are in control of everything, don't they?
Be prepared for the wibble wobble bit in front of random strangers.. I've had "mummy has gas" as we walked by someone out and about. 🤦‍♀️ It was said so matter of fact...

It's a good thing I'm not sensitive! 😂

in the shower after swimming (age 2 and a half, I think)
"that one's bwo-ten"
(thinking about something else) "what's broken, sweetheart?"
"mummy's penis is bwoten"

I used to dissuade him from splashing in the bigger puddles "that one's a bit deep"
...after some months he said he was going to jump in the bitdeep

Since the sun has been out for much of the weekend, on walks my youngest has been pointing at passers by and shouting "You saddo!"

After much confusion I realised he was pointing out "your shadow!"

Awwwww 🥰