Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

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My 3 year old came home from nursery last week and kept saying “girls best friends are diamonds and boys take notes”!

Not really funny but so so cute. I was plaiting my hair and my 2 year old daughter came up to me and said "mammy your hair is beautiful, you're so beautiful" 🥹

Makes you think twice about tearing yourself apart in the mirror when your kids think you're the most amazing thing to walk the planet 🥰

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I love this. Thanks for sharing. 🩷

Mine repeats back, "I'm so proud of you" and "I love you so much" when I say it. 🩷🩷🩷

Took DD to Tring museum when she was a toddler. She walked up to a glass case containing a massive stuffed cassowary, regarded it thoughtfully for a while, then just said "quack" and moved on.

My Grandson when he was nearly three .. kept waking round the living room shouting.. you beef head...you beef head... you beef head..
His Mum asked him where he got it from.. his reply..
It's what Granny says to her cat and dog when they keep making noises.. apparently l was saying " you've been fed"
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My then toddler learned the word clock and while out, he noticed a church and the clock, and he shouted very loudly "look mummy, its a massive cock! Its the biggest cock i've ever seen!"

Daughter learned to say "cheese cracker"

Which she pronounced "cheesy fucker"

Reading these makes me smile and brightens my day! 🩷
I hope it's doing the same for everyone else and bringing back good memories for those posting about their now grown-up children.☺️

We go to church where DD1, aged three, likes the singing.

So the other day she was running round the garden loudly singing, "God, Jesus, Lord," in various combinations for quite some time. Presumably our neighbours now think I'm very sweary.

This has just reminded me that my little girl used to call her pink crocs "pink cocks" 🤣

Lately DC says,
Are you hiding, mummy? and Are you smiling? Several times in a row and multiple times in a day.
A few nights ago I was singing Twinkle twinkle little star
to DC at bed time. DC looked at me and said, No singing, mummy. No Singing. 🤷‍♀️

Me: so what’s assembly like then?
ds: its when lots of grown ups tell some very boring stories indeed.

I love you five litres mummy

Okeydoke, 5 litres! That's a lot!!! 😁

DD, 2.10, has taken to very loudly saying after every week's swimming session "oh you brought your boobs again mummy" Pretty sure this is in response to me bf her 4mo brother but it's a tad embarrassing with all the other swimmers around us getting changed.

That's so cute!

Yesterday, at bed time:

Me: "night night. I love you"

3 yo " Yes. You do."

If I sing, I get a hand placed over my mouth and a despairing "No, mummy".

My 2 and a half yr old is a character and when we are out and about always shows off and gets lots of laughs. One of the days DC was doing a tickling game with another wee one and suddenly stopped them, pushed them away gently and said very seriously "Don't on the belly".

DC has a really tickly middle and side!

Also it's a running commentary at meal times and also bath times. When DC gets cream on (for eczema) after their bath DC wants to do it themselves. After being silly and getting a row from DH for deliberately smearing cream on head (meaning we had to then rewash hair) DC now puts dots of cream all over their body and says after each one "but NOT on the head", whilst giving DH a cheeky look.

Ouch!

My grandma came to pick up my cousin who was about 1 or 2. He looked at her and just exclaimed "boobies!"

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Oh yes...mis pronounced words in public is a big thing right now!!! Toddler DC can't say the R sound or the F sound so fork sounds like something else a bit ruder and also blackcurrant juice sounds REALLY rude. I tried to get him to call it purple juice but nope, it's the rude version....Loudly and in public!

My two year old sings "hot cross buns" and "hot boss cuns"...

The other day when I was wearing quite a short dress with somewhat sheer tights, I picked him up from nursery and he loudly asked: "where's your trousers mummy?!"

My toddler (under 2 at the time) was still working on her pronunciation of "thank you", and we went out to a restaurant with her. When the server placed her food in front of her, she said "FUCK YOU LADY. FUCK YOU!".
Cue me desperately scrambling to explain she was actually thanking her 😂

Her speech is much better now at 2.5. The other night at dinner she asked for some Yorkshire pudding off of my plate after devouring her own, and when I gave her it she said "Good sharing mummy! You did it!"

You, too?!
yesterday it was a finger to my mouth and a, "Shhh, mummy." 🤦‍♀️😂

Had a plumber round this morning fitting a new radiator, my toddler went up to him and said 'what are you doing? You need to get out' 😅. They were talking about favourite Toy Story characters a few moments later so I don't think he was too offended 😅