Say what your children are doing today, but call them your colleagues.

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My colleagues are wearing animal costumes today.

I'm sure you know, but this thread title is now on the "God" Facebook page.. Along with lots of other sites I'm sure. Great thread op.

One of my colleagues is eating an easter egg in bed, while the other is pretending to be changing their bedsheets by shaking them every time I walk past their bedroom.. 🤔🙄

Lazy fuckers.

My colleague keeps following me around and clinging to my legs. Another colleague is another room screaming at the top of her lungs for a reason I'm not sure of.

The Junior Executive doesn't 'do mornings' so am planning ways to celebrate CEO's day with myself and the Big Boss instead.

I wonder how easy it will be to remotely explain Whatsapp to her?

Junior colleague is currently based in the other head office & will be there for 14 days - lots of FaceTime meetings & conference calls with them, the managers of the other head office & their extremely cute new colleague (been with their division for just over a year).

Slightly senior colleague is in own office but isn't taking calls & has no meetings scheduled until after noon.

Most senior colleague is permanently based off site but has meetings in the local area so will drop in & most likely eat slightly senior colleague's last lemon yoghurt even though there's a post it on it.

COO (me) is currently making a coffee before dialling into a video conference call with retired CEO & 2 other heads of department to make sure the retired CEO knows how much we appreciate them.

2 of my colleagues are playing computer games together, 3 are asleep in various places around the house and one of them has just shat in the bathroom sink.

Elderly male colleague popped outside to do a poo earlier and is now slumped by the radiator. Younger colleagues nowhere to be seen and Co-Manager hasn't started his shift yet. I tell a lie, young male colleague has just wandered in to start poking the side of my chair.

I have a call scheduled with retired CEOs too, whiskey. A manager from another branch was due to have a meeting with them today, but has had to cancel although they are going to drop some paperwork off and say 'hello' through the window.

My colleagues are using their tablets to record rude messages to each other.

My feline colleagues have sniffed the food bowl and fucked off out for a fresh mouse somewhere.

One of my colleagues up cuddled up in the corner of the sofa asleep, the other is sat on my lap pulling on my top.

My colleagues are naked dancing to nursery rhymes on you tube...

My colleague is drawing on the path with chalks then running Thomas the tank through said chalk. Very important business here.

Memory Senior colleague also has meetings in retired CEO's area so will drop paperwork & flowers in the reception on the doorstep

I've just caught one of my colleagues trying to eat Moon Sand.

My colleagues are going to make peanut butter cookies after lunch. Every office has a feeder, I guess.

My colleague brought me breakfast in bed but is now acting like a teenager and self distancing.

It's nice to hear that Female CEO Recognition Day is being observed diligently by colleagues in so many of your workplaces.

My colleague keeps making me play Cluedo.

My colleague is trying to understand the concept of infinity and of "neverendingness". It's hurting my brain.

My colleague peed on the couch and laughed.

My colleagues just cooked me a lovely chicken dinner

My colleagues took it in turn to colour each other in with markers when I was otherwise engaged

I made my colleague elevensies, he complained that I was too late as it was 10 past 11.

My colleagues and I went for a walk in the woods, one of my colleagues went too close to the edge of a swampy pond and got stuck I went after him and also got stuck.
My colleague was scream he was going to die in the quicksand so dh managed to pull him out leaving my colleagues welly behind.
I was also stuck and had to leave one of my wellies in the mud.
Me and my colleague who lost his welly walked back through the woods wearing a welly each.
He did point out we had a pair between us

my colleagues are running around naked and refusing to go to bed

One of my colleagues hasn't bothered to get dressed today. My other colleague has been running around our field with the dog.