Say what your children are doing today, but call them your colleagues.

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My colleagues are wearing animal costumes today.

My colleague keeps sitting on my keyboard with his bare bottom despite me telling him to go away as I want to work. He then licked my cereal bowl.

Co colleague is tidying up kitchen area for colleagues very noisily and unhappy he needs to supervise junior colleagues. He is also playing a flute badly.

One junior colleague is playing a violin. They have never played one before.

Other junior colleague doesn't want to engage with the team and had decided to draw rather than do any work.

My youngest colleagues sneaked into my bed this morning without even sending an email request and woke me up by sticking her wet tongue in my ear.
My older colleague who is a lovely old dear but has some health problems threw up on the new office carpet. I have sent her to the sick bay for a bit of a rest.
Middle colleague has been no bother, just got on with her work, those yak chews are hard little buggers and that will be keeping her occupied for the rest of the day.

My colleague is upside down on the sofa insisting that 'Pete the cat' counts as work.

I'm loving this thread. It's fun to play child or pet.

My colleagues are having a WWE wrestling match, equipped with wrestling belts and trophy.

My colleague told me to wipe his bum while sporting a cream cheese moustache.

My colleagues are in the other room, whispering and going quiet whenever I walk in there. I think they're gossiping about me because I told them off for dicking about near my armchair desk.

My colleagues have been extremely understanding this morning by allowing me to stay in bed whilst they work because I’m very unwell.

My colleague has been grumpy this morning and has inexplicably removed their dungarees. Now taking their lunch break lounging in a very odd position on the break room sofa.

One of my colleagues is sucking his fist and looking out the window while the other says he is "working on pooter" but actually appears to just be smearing crackers onto the keyboard and screen. Actually not so different to work in all honesty.

My colleagues are being so unreasonable they're driving me to wine. One has a total inability to share and has dedicated his morning to follow a younger colleague and grabbing every piece of work equipment she picks up. The other is walking around with no trousers or nappy on having kicked so hard the task was abandoned and is now crying every time she sits down.

One of my colleagues is currently hanging off my right breast 😂

My colleagues have been playing video games all morning while I have been busy working. They are in the office next door and their laughter is really distracting. Two other colleagues almost got into a fight outside when someone from another office wandered across the patio, there was lots of hissing before they ran away.

My Chief Communications Officer has shut herself in her office and is refusing to interact with colleagues while commiting 100% to a 24x7 social media presence.
The CEO is in the greenhouse and the Office Junior was last seen in a onesie watching Brooklyn Nine Nine with vacant expression.

My colleague keeps dragging me to the kitchen and complaining that we haven't got any nice snacks.

Furry colleague would like me to state that he was licking in the testicular area and not the actual testicles because he doesn't have them anymore

My colleague is getting prepared to go on a business trip to the park

My colleague has inconveniently fallen asleep on me but wakes if I move him and then will be in a foul mood so I’ll leave him to it. My other colleague is sulking because I won’t wash his foot that he’s drawn all over.

@GingerPCatt

I'm loving this thread. It's fun to play child or pet.

You could also play that with the various domestic odours.

A fragrant game to wile away the self-isolating hours with your loved ones.

One of my colleagues is making a head-to-toe Viking Armour/outfit out of recycling x

After throwing up her lunch all over me, one of my colleagues is now asleep sprawled across my chest. My other two colleagues are taking it in turns to monitor birds through the window and complain about the lack of food in the staff canteen.

My junior colleague has just used up all the office glitter supplies making some sort of card she says is for tomorrow.
The senior colleague went out for a meeting this morning and came back with chick pea pasta 🤷‍♀️

One of my colleagues is in bed with a colleague from another office whilst another colleagues is busy killing avatars and giving updates through a microphone to his colleagues who are remote workers. The very youngest twin colleagues are having a sing together and disturbing their boss who is sitting under a cardboard box by sitting on top of the box and by trying to eat it.

My eldest colleague has just rolled out of bed, made an enormous bowl of cereal, looked at the news online, muttered “this is fucked” and retreated to his office where he will don a headset, stare at some fast moving images on a screen whilst shouting to employees of other firms using the aforementioned headset.

My younger colleague is busy with a Skype meeting which involves lots of laughter....

One colleague is sitting on my lap and purring. Another is complaining about the fact that they have run through all of their data after only 13 days.