Say what your children are doing today, but call them your colleagues.

[Mesmeri]

My colleagues are wearing animal costumes today.

Senior colleague ( 10years in the role) is coughing and not putting his hand over his mouth at the moment. I'm sick of it. He's threatening to report me for being a nag. I've been following him around with my bleach spray.
Junior colleague ( with us 8years) is laid in the staffroom wrapped in a blanket refusing to get dressed until I can give her an exact time I will and can schedule in to accompany her to the park on her new scooter.
My co-partner in the firm has pissed off out.
Apparently for office 'supplies'.

Two of my colleagues have made a fort in the office

The joy of team-building exercises!

Senior colleague made me a coffee while loudly singing her new corona virus isolation song.

One colleague is in the shower, the other is chilling in bed singing. One of my four legged colleagues seems to be eating something that I'm sure she shouldn't be. The other one is curled up in a ball for fourth nap of the day.

furry colleagues - they are all fast asleep and have not bothered to tidy up their office so it is covered in last nights food and shit, as for making their beds - forget it!

not so furry colleagues - one is in bed, the other is on call of duty whilst I chat on MN network with vital online colleagues. The other is researching home appliances that they want to buy.

My colleagues, furry & non are currently chewing their toes. I feel like I missed this memo!

Some of these....I'm not sure if they relate to kids or pets! 😆

Just went upstairs to give my co-manager a nudge - he's supposed to be getting some office supplies before lunch break. I passed my younger male colleague and he rolled onto his back to have his tummy tickled; my female colleague looked on in utter disdain.

One of my colleagues has used up all the hot water, most junior colleague has been climbing on my lap and saying, 'you're detective booby' repeatedly, in the most annoying voice. Middle colleague is watching Power Rangers at increasing volume. Co manager has only just started for the day.

Lots of office gossip going on here. One colleague did a poo on work time.

One of my colleagues is cleaning the windows, floor and themselves. The other colleague is climbing on the table and drawing on the windowsill.

One of my colleagues is still in bed. Lazy git.

My other colleague is skateboarding in the hallway.

My colleagues (4 of them inc 3 teens) have decided to climb into my bed to watch The Simpson’s. My co-manager is also in the bed. It’s cosy.

One colleague is crying because his breadstick broke in half
The other colleague has had a telling of for drawing on the walls so has gone to bed saying I'm the worst 'boss' in all the world

My colleague is currently throwing toys at a wall

My colleagues are in bed on their phones

Smallest furry colleague has just gone out through the window. I've warned him not to fight with
furry friend from next door but he never listens, so waiting for the wailing to start up.

My colleagues are watching tv in their pyjamas. Still. I'm going to check if they're still alive soon. They've been there for 4 hours.

My colleagues are running a team building exercise in the office garden. It seems to involve bows and arrows, and pocket knives. I am momentarily expecting a requisition form to be submitted for a conch shell. I am not sure about this team building exercise...

One of my colleagues is having a cleaning session that consists of licking the clothes maiden and then padding on a toy soldiers parachute. The other colleague (her brother) is currently trying to trip people up by grabbing their ankles from underneath one of the armchairs. Another colleague is building a fish dispenser on minecraft, one is shouting ooohh the fish whilst pacing back n forth in front of the tv with their scarf and coat on whilst the third is currently still asleep in bed under a pile of blankets and plush rats.

One colleague watching important you tube videos on their phone, whilst hiding under the covers of their bed. One colleague has been doing keep fit in the garden. One colleague is watching a crap netflix programme 'Jane the virgin'. My hairy colleague ran head first into a closed door and started crying, they are now currently grumpy and growling at other people's colleagues out of the window.

2 colleagues are in bed. One having got drunk last night and so probably hungover. Another colleague has been watching Netflix for 4 hours whilst I stay in bed.
Also, my furry colleagues don't smell great. One of them at least badly needs a shower. They are probably spooning on the sofa.

One of my colleagues has just done an hour of Maths Must be ill

Two colleagues are video-conferencing fellow distance-workers on their phones.

The other manager is mowing the lawn.

Clearly business as usual chez Dilbert

One of my colleagues has just bitten and scratched me then gone outside to shout at the birds. 2 of my colleagues have raided the cupboards and fridge and gone back up to their offices, and my other colleague is shouting at his computer because the hard drive doesn't work. I've requested annual leave but it's been declined.

My colleagues demolished their breakfast, left a trail of mess behind them, didn't bother to tidy up and are playing minecraft and watching YouTube.