Say what your children are doing today, but call them your colleagues.

[Mesmeri]

My colleagues are wearing animal costumes today.

My colleague is trying to squash his penis in to the flatbed of a toy truck.

One of my colleagues has just done a poo in the garden, the other one is lurking for house sparrows in the sun.

My colleague is doing YouTube yoga in her vest and pants.

My colleague just wandered downstairs in a pair of shorts, got a massive bowl of cereal and wandered back to his pit with barely a grunt. He is now playing xbox.

My other colleague works away but will be home today, possibly for many months. She’s a messy mare so I anticipate tension.

One of my colleagues just came over to rub her face on my arm but quickly got bored of doing that and wandered off to stare out of the window.

Toddler colleagues are hilarious

One of my colleagues is discussing her plastic body parts with me while naked. She keeps wandering past the window too. Good job the other local offices can't see.

The other is refusing to talk to any other members of staff and is alone in their office, also naked.

I've no idea what my colleagues are doing because I'm lounging in bed. I'm calling for coffee but none is forthcoming

I have two colleagues, I made them breakfast and they both sitting in their pants watching TV.

One colleague is snoring in their pit.
One colleague is up,dressed and about to travel by car door to door to other managers headquarters.
Furry colleague has just finished licking his testicles and curled up on sofa.

My colleagues have been arguing over which Disney film to watch.

Younger colleague ended up being disciplined for unacceptable behaviour.

After finally agreeing on Pocahontas, we spent a blissful 90 minutes on the sofa.

Eldest colleague is now colouring a picture of a unicorn.

Youngest colleague is sharpening pencils / asking when their snack break is.

Furry colleague is sleeping under my bed.

One colleague, the less hairy one, is doing origami, the more hairy one is sitting smugly on the lap of my third colleague while he attempts to answer emails on his phone.

Love this!

One colleague has commandeered the office bathroom for the foreseeable future.

Another of my colleagues has just woken up and started pacing round the room, looking at me expectantly. He's naked apart from a snazzy collar around his neck - I think he wants me to attach a lead to it and take him out of the office for a bit.

My female colleague has finally stopped staring out of the window - she's now started scratching at the carpet.

Two of my colleagues have now gone out to ride round the park on their bikes with their dad- the younger one did agree to get dressed eventually so is no longer naked.

Two others are still lying on the shed roof but are now sleeping in the sun.

The youngest colleague is practising his crawling- not quite got it yet and is sort of dragging himself round the rug with a determined expression on his face.

My colleague is still sleeping

After kneading my leg for a few minutes, my female colleague has lain down on the sofa to give her back a very thorough wash.

Older male colleague is still pacing round hopefully, although I've told him he'll have to wait for my co-manager if he's determined to get out of the office.

My colleagues are now competitively demanding my attention regarding their lego achievements. And mentioning their disaproval of the lunch I am now attempting to prepare for them.

My colleague is shouting “pring pring” whilst wearing a onesie.

My youngest colleague has eaten enough to feed a small village and is now sorting the car for court race track. Oldest colleague is currently on unpaid sick leave.

Still in animal costumes.

One of my colleagues is lying on my legs in bed. One is hopping up and down begging DH to come out of the bathroom as he needs a wee. The others are playing bed wars on Minecraft.

Two of my colleagues have made a fort in the office and my youngest colleague has just emptied my purse all over the floor.

One colleague is sleeping.

One is belligerent. Shouting "My PING!" and claiming everyone is using up his internet.

The other is at the gate shouting at birds.

Marginally more productive than some of my usual colleagues, to be fair.

A worker from a neighbouring office has just jumped over the fence to sit outside our office and stare in, which has got my elderly male colleague into a frenzy of excitement. My female colleague has gone to sleep and my younger male colleague has stretched out on one of the radiators. Co-manager still in bed.