Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

[dilemma456]

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'drive by roasting'
Brilliant.

Maybe someone got their lunchbox mixed up with the leftover box + reached for a cheese+ marmite buttyand got a chunk of beef instead.

dilemma, you need to get a photo taken of you holding the offending article and looking surprised and go to the local rag- "can anyone solve this mystery?"

Cloudy With A Chance Of Roast Beef?

A very hefty cat's obviously lugged that into your garden. I knew one who removed a whole roast chicken from someone's dinner table once, and took it back through the cat flap.

'A travelling carvery'? [splutters] someone call the daily mail quick...

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Does the aforementioned carvery mean someone might turn up at my front door and ask me if I've ever been to a Harvester before and then push past me with a salad buffet?

ROFL.

Are you sure you're not the MIL from this thread and that you don't have a small viscious dog 'who wouldn't hurt a fly'?
(see BoF's post of 17.15)

am amzaed at how many threads have recently mentioned flying roast beef! only on mn

Diff's idea is great. Please contact the local paper!

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No sorry, I'm not having that. Half a roast dinner comes flying into your garden and you're not going to investigate further?? Get yer mug shot in the paper and get it solved, I insist!

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So take a picture of your dinner the joint.

yep, you have FAB's dinner

Vital question - was it torn (eagle), chewed (human) or cut (mad butcher, presumably) in half?

I think it's a love token. You might get a shoulder of lamb tomorrow if you're lucky

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Heh - I await the next instalment!

I think you should hand it in to your local police station. They have procedures for this sort of thing. Maybe it's already been reported missing?

I expect she was knocked out by the roast potatoes.

Can I have my roast beef back please? I'll promise to be more careful next time.