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Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 11:18

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JackBauer · 27/04/2010 18:26

'drive by roasting'
Brilliant.

Maybe someone got their lunchbox mixed up with the leftover box + reached for a cheese+ marmite buttyand got a chunk of beef instead.

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differentID · 27/04/2010 18:27

dilemma, you need to get a photo taken of you holding the offending article and looking surprised and go to the local rag- "can anyone solve this mystery?"

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ReshapeWhileDamp · 27/04/2010 18:27

Cloudy With A Chance Of Roast Beef?


A very hefty cat's obviously lugged that into your garden. I knew one who removed a whole roast chicken from someone's dinner table once, and took it back through the cat flap.

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omnishambles · 27/04/2010 18:29

'A travelling carvery'? [splutters] someone call the daily mail quick...

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 18:31

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omnishambles · 27/04/2010 18:33

Does the aforementioned carvery mean someone might turn up at my front door and ask me if I've ever been to a Harvester before and then push past me with a salad buffet?

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LilRedWG · 27/04/2010 18:40

ROFL.

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kickassangel · 27/04/2010 18:49

Are you sure you're not the MIL from this thread and that you don't have a small viscious dog 'who wouldn't hurt a fly'?
(see BoF's post of 17.15)

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MrsRhettButler · 27/04/2010 19:23

am amzaed at how many threads have recently mentioned flying roast beef! only on mn

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BuzzingNoise · 27/04/2010 19:23

Diff's idea is great. Please contact the local paper!

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 19:29

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Rockbird · 27/04/2010 19:29

No sorry, I'm not having that. Half a roast dinner comes flying into your garden and you're not going to investigate further?? Get yer mug shot in the paper and get it solved, I insist!

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 19:30

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LeninGrad · 27/04/2010 19:31

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Rockbird · 27/04/2010 19:31

So take a picture of your dinner the joint.

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LeninGrad · 27/04/2010 19:33

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PinkoLiberal · 27/04/2010 19:34

yep, you have FAB's dinner

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RustyBear · 27/04/2010 19:52

Vital question - was it torn (eagle), chewed (human) or cut (mad butcher, presumably) in half?

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LadyBiscuit · 27/04/2010 20:57

I think it's a love token. You might get a shoulder of lamb tomorrow if you're lucky

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 21:59

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LadyBiscuit · 27/04/2010 22:40

Heh - I await the next instalment!

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OhFuck · 28/04/2010 07:53

I think you should hand it in to your local police station. They have procedures for this sort of thing. Maybe it's already been reported missing?

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rubyrubyruby · 28/04/2010 09:51

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 28/04/2010 10:02

I expect she was knocked out by the roast potatoes.

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 28/04/2010 10:08




Can I have my roast beef back please? I'll promise to be more careful next time.
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