Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

[dilemma456]

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[KCMC]

we once had 2 platefuls of spag bol thrown over our fence!! needless to say the teenage son next door and his 'freind' had something to do with it!!
Mum was informed and the 2 boys were sent round to clean it up!!!

[differentID]

Anyone else notice where this has been put?

[Poledra]

He does

[Rafi]

But if dilemma has half of fab's roast, who's got the other half????

[Rockbird]

Lol @ police station. So she leaves her name and if no one claims it in four weeks it's hers!

[dilemma456]

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[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Can I have my roast beef back please? I'll promise to be more careful next time.

[OhYouBadBadKitten]

I expect she was knocked out by the roast potatoes.

[OhFuck]

I think you should hand it in to your local police station. They have procedures for this sort of thing. Maybe it's already been reported missing?

[LadyBiscuit]

Heh - I await the next instalment!

[dilemma456]

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[LadyBiscuit]

I think it's a love token. You might get a shoulder of lamb tomorrow if you're lucky

[RustyBear]

Vital question - was it torn (eagle), chewed (human) or cut (mad butcher, presumably) in half?

[PinkoLiberal]

yep, you have FAB's dinner

[Rockbird]

So take a picture of your dinner the joint.

[dilemma456]

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[Rockbird]

No sorry, I'm not having that. Half a roast dinner comes flying into your garden and you're not going to investigate further?? Get yer mug shot in the paper and get it solved, I insist!

[dilemma456]

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[BuzzingNoise]

Diff's idea is great. Please contact the local paper!

[MrsRhettButler]

am amzaed at how many threads have recently mentioned flying roast beef! only on mn

[kickassangel]

Are you sure you're not the MIL from this thread and that you don't have a small viscious dog 'who wouldn't hurt a fly'?
(see BoF's post of 17.15)