Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

[dilemma456]

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[CalmCalmCalm]

Didn't catch up with Pagwatch's mystery car until it was all done and dusted. This time I'm pulling up my chair.

I vote for domestic - DH has invited people for lunch and forgot to mention they were veggies until the roast was cooked. Doesn't explain the missing half though

[TheBossofMe]

I have GOT to hang around to see what this is about!

[WorzselMummage]

Maybe it fell out of a plane ?

[NorbertDentressangle]

Maybe it was still attached to the cow which she is now chasing round the garden

[SoMuchToBits]

Was it just thrown from the road? Or from someone else's garden? Who walks down the road carrying half a joint of roast beef?

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

I might clean it up and cook it a bit more, then trim and eat it - always supposing that I got to it before the dog did - if she got there first it would vanish in about three bites.

[MrsRhettButler]

dilemma just has to come back and give an update! i need to cook dinner

[omnishambles]

JackBauer, loved this, 'Seriously though, who cooks a roast in spring at 7am?'

Yeah cos the rest of the year - summer for example we're all up at the crack of dawn roasting meat

[mummysontheedge]

PMSL, I used to have a neighbour that threw whole raw cabbages(and other random food stuff) out of her window into her garden, but never into my garden! I thought she was just a lazy composter - maybe dilemma's neighbours are the same and just a bad aim
I need to know!!!!

[LollipopViolet]

Marking my place.

Dilemma, come back and update us!

I'd probably clean it, cook it and eat it too, assuming it hadn't landed in anything nasty (dog poo etc).

[midnightexpress]

OP have you ever read Nicholas Nickleby? Nicholas' mum is a widow and the man next door throws vegetables over the garden fence as a means of winning her heart.

[BuzzingNoise]

Marking my place. Now I just have to know!

I missed the green car thread. Why was it parked there?

[JackBauer]

omni, you know what i meant! Down here it's HOT. I wouldn't cook roast dinner in this.
I would in winter though so [sticks out tongue]

[LadyGaggia]

Your neighbours are trying to spell out that they have a bit of a beef with you?

[dilemma456]

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[MaMight]

Do you live next to Wile E Coyote? Has he been dynamiting cows? If Wile E Coyote blew up a cow there would almost certainly be a brief shower of beautifully cooked sides of beef, burgers and hotdogs.

I can think of no other logical explanation.

[KurriKurri]

I've been out all afternoon, - was hoping the mystery of the flying roast had been solved[famous five emoticon] where is Dilemma?

[KurriKurri]

Oh she's back cross posted!

[LadyGaggia]

Oh from the road...Drive by roasting?

[dilemma456]

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[JustAnotherManicMummy]

Do you think it could be a travelling carvery or summat then?

Dilemma I may need you to make an elaborate story up about some people turning up on your doorstep to ask for their beef back...

[differentID]

Sorry, but I am nominating this for Classics! It's too funny to lose in the mists of time!

[fustyarse]

arf at 'nearby eagle'!

oh, how I love these threads of mystery

dilemma - pleeeeeeeeease go and ask your neighbour what was going on!