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Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

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dilemma456 · 27/04/2010 11:18

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/04/2010 12:11

Have you scanned the skys for a large bird of prey flying away?

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Alicetheinvisible · 27/04/2010 12:12

Ooh, are you sure it is beef? Could you be living next door to a Hannibal Lector enthusiast that perhaps has been caught red handed?

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FabIsGoingToGetFit · 27/04/2010 12:13
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KurriKurri · 27/04/2010 12:14

Have you just moved in? is it a 'welcome to the neighbourhood' present?

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Pepsiginn · 27/04/2010 12:14

Well Alice - how do you think she is going to find out. Would you cut off a slice of meat that's been biffed over your fence to see what it is?

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omnishambles · 27/04/2010 12:15

Is it an [whispers] invitation?

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Alicetheinvisible · 27/04/2010 12:15

I would be torn i must admit......

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leothelioness · 27/04/2010 12:17

The great roast beef mystery

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Pepsiginn · 27/04/2010 12:18

Invitation? For what?

Alice -

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LeninGrad · 27/04/2010 12:19

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Rockbird · 27/04/2010 12:19

Dilemma's disappeared. Probably peeling the spuds...

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/04/2010 12:20

Can you hear cello music whafting across the fence? Maybe a little Wagner?

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IMoveTheStars · 27/04/2010 12:20

what on earth??

erm, what is pagwatch's mystery green car?

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 27/04/2010 12:21

Or maniacal laughter?

Like this?

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 27/04/2010 12:24

Pagwatch came home to find a mystery green car parked on her drive - that is clearly a drive as it is a walled garden, with gates across it. Obviously her first action was to block it in, and her second was to come here and ask whether she was being unreasonable to block it in.

Cue many theories on provenance of said green car, and a long thread awaiting the final denoument.

I have no theories on ballistic roast beef, but cannot wait to hear further details!

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Hassled · 27/04/2010 12:27

It's a present. I'm sure of it. Go round and ask where the horseradish is.

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 27/04/2010 12:35

mystery solved!

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OhFuck · 27/04/2010 12:35

I'm still snurking at Poledra's suggestion that a "nearby eagle" has snatched said roast from someone's kitchen.

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Rockbird · 27/04/2010 12:36

OYBK. Obviously changed her mind...

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 27/04/2010 12:37
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IMoveTheStars · 27/04/2010 12:42

SDTG - thank you! arf, that thread was funny.

OYBBK - you made me spit tea on my laptop! Do it!

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Kaloki · 27/04/2010 12:49

How odd!

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GentleOtter · 27/04/2010 12:50

Demand the other half.

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Rockbird · 27/04/2010 12:55

GentleOtter

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skandi1 · 27/04/2010 12:57

I once had a full unopened bag of frozen scampi thown into my front garden only to be followed a few hours later by a fresh uneaten kebab.....

At least your dumpers bothered to cook you up a classy beef roast....

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