Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

gap I mean
My typing keeps you all on your toes. Still lol at tom boy!!

I forgot to mention that megg is the only one I know offline, did also used to know happydays (but thats another story)

gasp? are you dribbling again?
dh has presented me with delicious looking pasta so I am buggering off to see it. with my cosmopolitan. goodnight all!

ooops ... forestfly ... you don't have a light bulb up your bottom after all .... sorry ....

I bet we all have stomachs we didn't used to have!

couldn't let that one pass ghosty
I am the only one in my antenatal class who when fitted for nursing bras was told she had achieved the giddy heights of 34C. And I was DELIGHTED to actually have a cup size! so wouldn't naturally describe myself as buxom.
fairly rosy cheeked post holiday and the mob cap really only comes out when I'm morris dancing...

pasta beckons, farewell

Don,t gat the light bulb thing, did you want a pissed up fight.Not very good at those

I thought you were Firefly ... they have lights on their tails ..... please don't fight me ....

I made that mistake too ghosty. thinking she was firefly that was, posted on the serious thread and felt well bad.

M2T pokes head through the door and shouts<

Dear me.... this place has gone down hill. Please clean yourself up.... get dressed smartly and you'll be very welcome at the Breeze Inn. Free Champagne all round....

M2T beats a hasty retreat, dodging stray splashes of alcohol...

ive met girly and meanmum but they dont want to know me since

have you ever asked yourself why, mummy?

iota

because of the way she treats her staff

BRRRRRRRREEZE if i see you in that scottish pub again.......

Sorry whymummy