Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

Do you lot know each other?

smelly pub ??breeze did you forget to spray yourself with fabreeze again??

I hardly can drink anything. At University I used to get pints of gin and tonic
Now I am a one beer gal

M2T, Leave chiccadum alone, diet goes out the window, well this weekend at least.

SO M2T How is your diet going?

No but wg is flogging me summat. We both live in wiltshire..etc

I know chiccadum, m2T and will soon be going on a booze up with my old ladylady wm and girly, missing meanmum and thats it I think.

FF - this virtual pubbing is the best way to get know these drunken bums. Apparently I smell... and whymummy is a terrible alcoholic parent. We all spned much of our time in the Mums Arms or such.... instead of all that boring mother crap.

Hic!!!!!! another mudslide dear barlord, M2T are you my secret weight watcher?

do you really know each other? I am interested!

Don't mention diets! I'm FAAAR too drunk to care.

I'm going to the oub down the street called Breeze Inn..... anyone coming?

(BTW - I'm getting paid to do a bit of advertising for Breeze)

codswallop, I have had to tell you before. it is wiltshireLASS not wiltshireGIRL. If you don't watch it I'll call you tunawallop and that will make you sound very silly indeed...
my husband has just come in and found me here - beat a hasty retreat when I told him I was known on here as the woman married to the man who fancied jeff bridges...

Thanks M2T, I will happily donate 1 hours wages.

its a crap name. Lets cahnge it

I've never met any of you .... but I picture you all ... whymummy is little and spanish and speaks like RRRRRRRRRRRRamona. M2T ... is a bit smelly and doesn't set much store with personal hygiene. Codswallop ..... has just had her lips botoxed or something ... has her boobs out all the time due to B/Fing ... and looks a bit knackered as no sleep due to small baby. Breeze .... generally normal but has a problem with wind ....

Wilt Lass , Don,t tell him that! You are chatting with Jeff on the sexy man net!

Ghosty

whats a crap name? tunawallop, codswallop or wiltshirelass?

check the "i killed my bear post" - there is a message on there you need to read with the xfiles music playing in the back of your brain...

ghosty no!!
I am not be - boobed and botoxed!

Ghosty are you very haunting and pale?

ghosty, I think you have mixed up botox and collagen. If she had botoxed her lips they would be paralysed and she would be dribbling all over her keyboard by now.
hell, maybe she has and thats why her typing is so erratic!

Dont you love Gasp sizes? always make you feel smaller?

Gasp sizes???

Witshirelass ... you are buxom and rosy cheeked and wear a Mobcap ...

So after a week on Mumsnet my impression of you all knowing each other is wrong! Perhaps none of us have children and spend the day fantasising

FireFly ... you are a flighty thing with a light bulb up your bottom ...