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Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

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breeze · 30/05/2003 17:31

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

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codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:09

wg you are so grand!!

ForestFly · 02/06/2003 21:09

Just read the start of this thread and didn't no you were having a shit time. Sorry Breeze. Heres a big pissed hug!

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breeze · 02/06/2003 21:09

eh

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Ghosty · 02/06/2003 21:09

Whymummy ... great typo!

whymummy · 02/06/2003 21:10

oh she`s not having an affair with an old fart is she?whats the point?

whymummy · 02/06/2003 21:11

oh god i get it now,poor woman she`s been acused of being gay as well

codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:11

shes married and too old to have asexual bone in her body
I mean yuck!

Ghosty · 02/06/2003 21:11

I am an old hand compared to you lot ...I am 33 and been on Mumsnet for a year ... am seriously addicted ...
Got one DS (aged 3) and DH (aged 31) ... live in NZ .... am a brit ...

wiltshirelass · 02/06/2003 21:11

hang on, what's an old fart? my husband is 40 and it seems only yesterday that I thought that was a middle aged old fart. I'm sure when I'm 50 and he is 56 I'll still think we haven't reached old fart-ness...

Ghosty · 02/06/2003 21:12

'Bout time you were telling cod ... was very upset with you last night!!!

codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:12

she is 56

M2T · 02/06/2003 21:13

I DON'T SMELL! Hmph!

I'm here fir a bevvie and I'm rarin' to go!

codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:13

tell what? thats it really

whymummy · 02/06/2003 21:13

i thought it was made of muscle cod,ha,ha,ha

ForestFly · 02/06/2003 21:13

Well it said you are worried

Chiccadum · 02/06/2003 21:13

Agreed Breeze, right then that first drink was nice, I'll have a frozen mudslide now.

2 shots vodka
2 shots kahlue
2 shots baileys
3 shots fresh double cream
And a dollop of vanilla icecream on top

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breeze · 02/06/2003 21:14

Ah there she is, hello.

What do youwant then M2T, the cheapest thing on the menu.

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whymummy · 02/06/2003 21:14

aaaaaah you`re the one with the toyboy ghosty

wiltshirelass · 02/06/2003 21:14

codsw, I think you owe it to all of us, who have gathered here in this understaffed and frankly rather smelly pub specifically to hear about your MIL, to MAKE SOMETHING UP

codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:15

Its abit odd. I wonder if My FIL knows and if it will fizzle out
It is soi obvious when she is here that I ma wondering if she is attention seeking.

M2T · 02/06/2003 21:15

Chiccadum - do you think that's ok to have whilst on a strict diet such as Weight watchers?

codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:15

the smell is M2T

wiltshirelass · 02/06/2003 21:16

ps chiccadum, I retract everything I said about your impeccable taste having seen that recipe.

mines a cosmopolitan please breeze

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breeze · 02/06/2003 21:16

Chiccadum, ok not sure if we have all the bits though, madam forgot to order a lot of things.

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codswallop · 02/06/2003 21:16

ps never got an answer about the peanuts