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Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

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breeze · 30/05/2003 17:31

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:16

Whymummy, as soon as I pay off the money I owe you for those wipes, I will quit and tell you exactly what to do with your job.

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codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:18

Breeze - how do you get the smell of stale beer off your hair?!

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:19

Message from Steve,

He likes Delia's new bra

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whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:19

came to englanda as an au pair,worked 12 h. a day 6 days a week for £30 so after a month i told them to stick their job up their "arso" and left and then met my english dh and 12 years later....
MUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

iota · 02/06/2003 20:19

Breeze - I think it's guilt as my 2 kids were in nursery all day, so I felt that I had to spend a little time catching up on 4 years of domestic neglect. Oh and another rum and coke please.

codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:19

ypu may laugh!!!

Dh thinks its hilarious

codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:20

I was an au pair but was humanely treeated!

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:20

ooooh breeze you`re really pushing it outside NOW!!

iota · 02/06/2003 20:22

breeze, do you have stale beer in your hair? What are you doing with your head?
When I worked in a pub I had stale beer on my shoes not my hair

codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:23

the smell gets everywhere - or seems t o on my dh!

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:23

i was going to add and offer it to someone else who would get as much satisfaction out of it as I have.

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codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:23

?

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:24

oh god i wasn`t the 2 girls were monsters,the parents alcoholics even the cat was called carlsberg and the mum was having an affair

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:24

Iota, not on my shoes as I don't let people puke on them, hair stinks of fags smell, but fabreeze works great for me.

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codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:24

not affairs again - did you grass?

codswallop · 02/06/2003 20:25

back later

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:28

no bacalao,i didn`t although she deserved to,he was nice (the husband)

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:29

breeze stop complaining and go and change the barrels will ya?

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:30

I am sorry, I am on a break, won't you mind doing it yourself please luvvie.

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SoupDragon · 02/06/2003 20:30

Codswallop, did you change your name in honour of Leslie Ash with the face like a walloped cod?

MimsMum · 02/06/2003 20:34

Having no brain left following dd, anyone fancy giving me a rundown of who you all are - having massive trubble following any of this.....Even after two glasses of wine. And no Thai Bites

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:36

oh breeze please,please ill give you 60p an hour and some crab sticks,oh please i hate changing the barrels im scared to go down to the cellar on me own,i`ll even let you go home 5 min. earlier

whymummy · 02/06/2003 20:39

mimsmum im 35 from spain,have two children a dog and 2 hamsters,i live in staines(massive) and ive been a mumsnetter for about 4 months

ForestFly · 02/06/2003 20:43

I've been a Mumsnetter for a week ,have no brain too after children (Mimsmum) But do have two goldfish

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breeze · 02/06/2003 20:43

Ok then. its a deal

What about a free bag of crisps with each shift.

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