Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

youre right breeze m2t will bankrupt me!!now wheres my coffee,brandy and cigar??oh lovely,here comes the fishy man,i`ll have some crab sticks and a jar of mussels ta!!

Whymummy, save me some crab sticks lovely

GET OFF ME CRABS WOMAN!!!

Take it you have polished them off whymummy.

Right as it a bit quiet, I will do happy hour, 2 drinks for the price of one, and I can assure you I have a hunk here who will be happy to give away cyber kisses.

Weeelll gals do uou want to know more?
(suggestive leer and wink)

ps Lol at steve being related to breeze

Back on day 2 of being mumsnetter. Have I missed happy hour?

They ignore you after a bit!!

But I'm really really thirsty, and could do with some of those lovely Thai bites which seem low fat but are probably settling around my hips as we speak.

Sorry girls getting a crate of mixers from the seller, who wanted what again.

Happy hour extended.

Sod it, get rid of the Thai Bites , drink wine, and let those hips grow

right ok ill get you the drinks and im putting an add for new staff,the ones i`ve got are really lazy

oh there you are breeze,about time!!

shes with a seller - think she means cellar!
Mimsmum welcome back.

Can i have a Snowball, forget that ,i'll have a Babycham, or a Mirage, Taboo, anything?

Thanks codswallop, on a par with seeing cellulite through trainers , whymummy, if you pay peanuts what do you expect. I work hard for my 50p and hour and think it is about time I had a raise.

i think you`re right cod!!

Me too [lease. Just made run to spar to get beer.

Evening ladies. I need a drink after all that housework this afternoon. Another rum and coke please breeze.
BTW I'm not such a superwoman as I may seem - I was made redundant a month ago and today was the first time that I tackled major spring-cleaning (decoking the insides of the 3 piece suite)

cod in spanish please Wm?

Mother in law bought a new bra

50 p an hour and i also let you take home all the out of date peanuts and pork scratchings so dont be so ungrateful or youll be queuing in the jobcentre tomorrow morning

bacalao cod

wm do you have one of those peanut displays that reveal a naked lady?

Iota, after all that spring cleaning you are a hero to me, don't see the point in tidying up as it gets all messy again.

wm how did you end up here?