Breeze is in the chair, who wants a drink?

[breeze]

Ok so you may have read about my problems on the smear thread, instead of worrying, decided to get totally and utterly pi$$ed tonight. I hate drinking alone so what can I get you.

ok breeze but only the pickled cabbage flavour ones

No deal I see you have a box outside all 2 years out of date.

Forestfly - how old is/are your sprog(s) After a whole week in this crazy bar are you any closer to follwing the chat? More importantly, are they any good at mixing drinks?

Right breeze, get em in, I want a very large vodka with crushed ice and slice of lemon and lime

make mine an extremely large vodka and tonic, barkeeper. ice and lemon. in fact, lime, if you have it

AH, chiccadum, anything for you, I will get them in now and you can do so at the weekend, agree.

ok,ok you win anything to keep you,the locals like you and so do i,now,were runing out of glasses,spirits need changing,mats need washing,and lots of customers waiting ill be upstairs with my foot spa and a glass of dom perignon

Breeze are you going to make me a snowball?

mims mum I am a Mn for 3 months. I wondered if you were new.
I have 3 boys, a cat (on a diet) and a dh. and a mother in law having an affair
I used to be called edgarcat but it was a bit obvious

chiccadum, I can tell from your drinks choice that you are a woman of impeccable taste...

I am making the drinks now

Wiltshirelass, of course she has (thats why I'm her mate)

Who wanted the snowball, sorry no cherries (landlady a bit slack at ordering this week)

oh, sorry mimsmum. i've been a mumsnetter since jan (but the addiction has really only recently got hold). 34, mother of 2 with one on the way at the end of august, and have a very large dog. and a very large dh. neither of whom are on diets. and my mother in law is definately not having an affair, and I don't think we have heard half enough about codswallop's MIL's intrigue with steve.

Mimsmum, very good at mixing drinks, not so good at following chat! My boys are 2 and 4. What about you

I smell a piss head lurking about outside.

I dont know who steve is! WL have you been around that long? Youve been quiet!

Breeze can i just have an olive then, coz am ded posh

Breeze ... how could you tell it was me?????

i love olives.

breeze you are the Peggy Mitchell of MN

Any more on the car stickers? anyone know?

no, haven't been around long, just sat down for a quick surf while dh is in the pool and the pasta is on the boil. but did a speed read of this thread and I thought she was seeing someone called steve? no?

Ghosty , you too, but I also smell M2T

oh cod is she really?does she have a tomboy?does everyone know?nosey diego i know

yes but thats all I know

tom boy!!ROFL