My weird crush confession

[Tinkywinks]

I have the hots for Sportacus from Lazy Town. The muscles are obvious, but I even like his diddy moustache, and normally I despise moustaches. And his accent is incredibly cute!

Anyone with me on this or am I going to get laughed off the forum as usual?

Reckon, not reckin!

Yep, that's the guy. And he even used to be a comedian. Hows that for a perfect bloke. Fit, rich AND funny.

I was still banging on about Sportacus there by the way...

As for Stan, I don't trust farmers, not with all those sheep about....

I must confess, wrt Sportacus, I have caught myself gazing at his groin area in that tightfitting suit, but...nothing to see! Is it strapped down for the sake of the children???

I think amputated for the sake of the children. His backflips are his cock now

He is probably so big they would have to conceal it somehow.
Now then, I'm off to dream about being lazy and then told off by Sportacus for being a naughty girl...ahem.
Goodnight girls, and don't forget Jooly - DON'T think about that Mr Tumble commentary next time you have sex!! xx

Enjoy your "sports candy"!! Will spend a good few days trying to forget the Mr tumble scenario!! (Does anyone know if you can carry out ECT at home with a hairdryer???)

anyone who says Justin Fletcher should be shot.

anyone who says Justin Fletcher should be shot.

justin fletcher

justin fletcher

Justin is God,in a lovely ,lovely man kind of way but definitely not in a "phwoar,I'd do him" kind of way

dd loves him.She always giggles at him when hes on "Something Special"

Not sure re Sportacus.The 'tach puts me off.

Just wanted to say to Tinkywinks and Joolyjoolyjoo you two are hilarious should put your talents to good use and write comedy scripts.

Now normally I would take that as a huge compliment, but not sure whether to trust someone with a crush on an elephant.
Hope you are feeling better now btw x

This is huge complement am a lawyer surrounded by funny people you two were hilarious.Am a lot better thanks.What job do you do?

Would never have thought that would go with the job, I thought you lawyers were dead serious! I don't work, but funny enough, I've always had a secret ambition to try my hand at stand up comedy. I like writing my blog though and people find that funny. It makes up for the fact in real life I'm a moany anxiety ridden miserable mess.

I am being serious i am considered very funny at work (judges let me get away with loads)not showing off but want to stress you are very funny.Should do comedy club you made me feel loads better the other day.

Surely no-one fancies little cook. Pleeeeease no!
DS2 loves Big Cook Little Cook. Tis sad to think they're just taking the piss all the way through.

This is weird, but I was really thinking about it the comedy other day, and haven't thought about it for yonks.
Do you feel the bees knees when you say "I am a lawyer". I would. I'd feel dead smug about it. I'm a lawyer. Don't mess with me. If we argue, I'll win cos I'll use all my smart lawyer tactics and I remember loads of stuff and can quote you word for word and catch you out you little shit.
C'mon, you must feel like that a bit?

Having said all that, I wish you were head of comedy productions for channel four instead!!

Lyra, I reckon it's a huge piss take, they probably call it Big Cock Little Cock and god knows what other innuendo's we don't notice. Remember rainbow? Try watching that now, it's so clear that it was all one big orgy fest.

Honestly dont, went to rough school but had very clever parents who were obsessed with making me a lawyer.More concerned at the moment with how i can sound clever after no sleep, tidying house and cooking smelly indian food.I do know people you are talented

Well I'm sorry Lyra, you can't just go on living life thinking children's tv is innocent, someone had to tell you