My weird crush confession

[Tinkywinks]

I have the hots for Sportacus from Lazy Town. The muscles are obvious, but I even like his diddy moustache, and normally I despise moustaches. And his accent is incredibly cute!

Anyone with me on this or am I going to get laughed off the forum as usual?

Lots of flirting i am very bad cos also play decent asian girl card.

Personally I found flirting at work would ease the boredom and help me feel less like smashing my head through a window but then I did have very boring jobs

Prefer they all fancy me apart from ones not in my league.I have been opressed for many years

What do you mean you have been opressed?

Hmm- have to confess I've never been all that great at flirting- I have been cursed with the clumsy gene and any attempt to be beguiling usually ends in humiliation!! I did used to be good at flirting-by-eye-contact before I got my contact lenses- couldn't see who I was meant to be staring at until they surprised me by coming over and offering to buy me a drink!!

I didnt have boyfriends am now closet slut

Know what you mean, my dad never let me have boyfriends so by the time I started working I was like a walking carry on film, wobbling my tits about and going mad on the innuendo's

Don't let guilt stop you from having a bit of fun, it's harmless and good for you.

See, I have a picture of you in my head now as one of those gorgeous, slim, women who look so together and exude confidence! Clever and sassy- I'm starting to go off you! I bet you could do the whole tactile touching on the arm thing, without leaving a trail of yoghurt and having to apologise profusely before crassly trying to wipe it off with a recycled baby wipe. Do you have a good dirty laugh? I bet you could do the whole throwing your head back and laughing becomingly without walking into a plant on a stand, couldn't you?

By the way, I keep refreshing the page to update any new responses, does everyone else do that or is there a special way I don't know about?

Sorry do busy laughing to respond.

It's so not fair- I never even got wobbleable tits!!!!!

I have same problem as you Tinkywinks re responses.Anyway i want you two to entertain me at least 3 times a week.

Yeh but now they're saying hello to my ankles

ooh, she's demanding isn't she, this asian queen of closet slutness! "Entertain me" she demands, clicking her fingers whilst being fed grapes

Remember If you dont entertain me will have an affair on your heads be it.

I did once pluck up the courage to go and talk to a guy I'd fancied for ages. Egged on by my "mates" I (tipsily) sashayed across the room, gave him my best sultry smile, breathed "Hi!" at him in an irresistable way (Oh, OK, I was pissed!!) then went to sat dow, missed the stool, flailed wildly in a pathetic and unsuccessful attemot not to end up in a heap on the floor; grabbed the table, and ended up in a heap on the floor, under the overturned table and wearing about 4 pints of beer.

I stammered "see you later" and scuttled back to my "friends", who were howling and weeping on the other side of the room, and thereby drawing everyone's attention to my plight. the round of applause didn't do anything to make me feel better at all.

Don't take flirting advice from me- honestly!!

No you are not a good flirt i do correspondence courses

ooh, she's demanding isn't she, this asian queen of closet slutness! "Entertain me" she demands, clicking her fingers whilst being fed grapes

Blimey! Don't know if I can take the pressure of being guardian of your moral integrity, beeny!! Tinky- we'd better watch, I have a feeling she might sue.....

sorry about that, hitting all the wrong buttons

Girls think its time i went to bed will hopefully speak soon.Where do you both live,me north yorkshire

Correspondence courses in flirting?

many asian girls good at flirting as not actually allowed to do anything

North yorkshire, blimey. I'm in North London. Yes I've got to go, have to go on argos and choose a sleeping bag which I know it going to take hours.