My weird crush confession

[Tinkywinks]

I have the hots for Sportacus from Lazy Town. The muscles are obvious, but I even like his diddy moustache, and normally I despise moustaches. And his accent is incredibly cute!

Anyone with me on this or am I going to get laughed off the forum as usual?

i HATE UNDERGROUND EARNIE...

After watching the Big cook little cook guys presenting big brother last year, you realise that when they are doing Big Cook Little Cook they are just taking the piss the whole way through.

You're a lost cause, Tinkywinks. [GRIN] Hey, if you're handy with a sewing machine though, you could knock up a sportacus outfit for your dp, and I dunno, glue a couple of twiglets on his upper lip? He might even indulge you with The Accent and a few high kicks if the promise of a kiny session is on offer? lol

Oh god well you know that already by the way little cook is always so exaggeratedly delighted when big cook splatters him with cream whilst vigorously whisking.

If I was forced, it would be Underground Ernie over Postman Pat who looks like he used to be a she.

If you were forced! Postman pat would never force you- I believe he is a gentleman, if not particularly sensuous!

lol JATGB, I don't have a DP otherwise I would definitley have had some sexy sportacus role play fun by now!
I feel I should explain the moustache attachement a little, I think it's that whole 1940's gangster look, that appeals. In fact, now I'm imagining him the whole suit and trilby hat....I like it...

who's the man who lives in the attic with some gloves? He's the worst one.

Oh i agree about little red tractor guy.I hate that guy on boogie beebies.IF i can fancy people on cbeebies shldnt i have an affair

Joolyjoolyjoo, Postman Pat, if he really is a man, would be a terrible snogger to start with, with that big nose you'd end up with a black eye!

Heres a conundrum - who would you shag if you were forced - between 'justin' or 'mr tumble' on Something Special

Ouch! To shag Mr Tumble would just feel wrong on so many levels, although not sure Justin would be much better!! Wonder what he is actually like in bed though....He can't be all gormless and affable all the time,
can he?

And Tinkywinks, let's be clear- I can't envisage myself snogging Postman Pat (although you have now put the thought firmly in my head- I may need therapy now!!)

Thats a tricky one I think I would have to go with Mr Large(I know he is an elephant)

Stan!!! Stan is the name of Little Red Tractor guy!!

Mr Tumble would probably be fun in bed, I imagine he would use a few props whereas Justin would put me off by signing all the time "how does that feel" in sign language

Mr Tumble/Jstin is actually a very accomplished physical expressionist, but I have the feeling he has a tiny willy

pmsl tinky

Yep, I know what you mean bluewolf. But he would help with the houswork and cope well with your pmt. Can't have everything...

Who knows what Justin would be able to sign in bed? But Mr Tumble's irritating commentary would surely put anyone off:
"Are you doing XXXX now, Mr Tumble?"
" Yes! I'm doing XXXX!"
"That's nice, Mr Tumble!"
" Thank you!"
"Will we do XXXX now, mr Tumble?"
" Yes! Let's do XXXX now!"

I just can't see it

Now that I think about it, the disembodied hysterical laughing in higgley House is probably the hornier option

So its okay to fancy Mr Large

beeny - no
JJJ - at the point of not return the holler of Mr Cum-ble! would start to grate after a while

Farking excellent Jooly, I hope none of that will suddenley spring to your mind next time you are having sex as that might ruin it...

Beeny, I don't know Mr Large, but when you said elephant, I thought, surely not really an elephant....maybe she means he looks like an elephant...is Mr Large, actually really an elephant?

eewww! Yeah, let's stick to sportacus.

Beeny- it's ok to fancy Mr large, just don't EVER let Mama Mirabelle know you are after her man!!

What if there was a threesome with Justin and that strange girl