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My weird crush confession

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Tinkywinks · 14/06/2008 23:03

I have the hots for Sportacus from Lazy Town. The muscles are obvious, but I even like his diddy moustache, and normally I despise moustaches. And his accent is incredibly cute!

Anyone with me on this or am I going to get laughed off the forum as usual?

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:41

beeny, seeing as the last time I had a compliment was about 1983, you've cheered me no end. I do think that's amazing observant skills you got there though, as I didn't write very much, and it is something that has been commented on in the past before

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:43

By people who know me! not just people I've had a few lines of chat with.

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beeny · 16/06/2008 23:43

You only lack confidence very few women are funny.You sound great to me.(I am very harsh)

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:47

I must add about Sportacus, to anyone who is remotely interested, before I go and do something useful, that when I was envisaging him last night whilst on the thread, I thought his moustache curled up at the ends. Imagine my shock when I saw his picture on the healthy biscuit receipe I used this morning, to see that it was actually much longer and pointed then I imagined! Almost put me off although I thought if used well it could tickle in the right places.

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:50

beeny, that is something I think about a lot. Somehow, men are usually funnier, but it's kind of easier for them to be funnier somehow, for example the same quip normally would sound much funnier coming from a man then a woman.

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 16/06/2008 23:50

Aww shucks! Thank you, Beeny, for the compiment! I believe I am actually blushing (but no mirror, thankfully, so not sure!!) I have NO desire to be a stand-up, but I do love making my mates laugh, and harbour a secret ambition to write funny books etc!!

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:52

Bloody hell beeny, you have uncovered two people with two secret comedy ambitions, not bad for a nights work!

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beeny · 16/06/2008 23:53

I speak the TRUTH you are very funny what do you do work wise.

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Tinkywinks · 16/06/2008 23:54

Would anyone like to add any thoughts re Sportacus moustache?

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 16/06/2008 23:54

Tinky, I am shocked! Only circus ringmasters have those curly twirly moustaches, do they not? At least Sportacus' moustache is such that is is unlikely to come into contact with his soup!

Joolyjoolyjoo · 16/06/2008 23:55

Although disturbingly I can also see him in my head with a Hitler-type 'tache

beeny · 16/06/2008 23:57

I have met a huge variety of people,you are both clearly talented and need to do something about it.

R

Joolyjoolyjoo · 16/06/2008 23:57

beeny- I am a vet! I do sometimes get the opportunity to make my clients laugh (well, the human ones anyway- when the animals start sniggering at me it might be time to throw the keys to the dangerous drugs cupboard away!)

beeny · 16/06/2008 23:58

Anyway i need to hijack your thread and discuss how much i can flirt at work

Joolyjoolyjoo · 16/06/2008 23:59

I know, Tinky- you go on the stage, I'll help you write material, and we might get famous enough to actually MEET Sportacus!! And explain how he and his 'tache brought us to fame and fortune!

Joolyjoolyjoo · 17/06/2008 00:00

We might have to invite Justin too.

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Tinkywinks · 17/06/2008 00:01

No no, hitlers moustache does not split into two, so lets put an end to those disturbing thoughts.
I thought 1940's gansters had them too, but I could be wrong. Upon further inspection, actually I find Sportacus moustache actually looks a bit hazardous. I'm not saying they could definitley pierce skin, but they don't look as though they could snap or bend very easily

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beeny · 17/06/2008 00:02

Oye I must flirt at work what do you two advise

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Tinkywinks · 17/06/2008 00:02

Do you have a dp beeny?

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Tinkywinks · 17/06/2008 00:03

A lawyer, a vet, what is this, professionals weekly

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beeny · 17/06/2008 00:04

I have very decent husband but see no point in going to work if no sexual tension with anyone

Joolyjoolyjoo · 17/06/2008 00:04

OOh beeny- you get to flirt at work?? Do tell! There is no flirting at my work- we're all female apart from my 50 yr old boss! And on the very rare occasion we get a good-looking client (it's usually girlfriends, mums, children etc who bring animals to the vet for some reason), there is usually some problem with his animal that precludes flirting- it is sod's law! It's hard to flirt when you are examining a dog's bollocks (honestly!) or sticking a (gloved!) finger up its butt!

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Tinkywinks · 17/06/2008 00:05

What I meant is, do you have a dp or is this serious flirting leading to something maybe serious?

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Tinkywinks · 17/06/2008 00:06

I see your point. So flirt girl, what's the problem?

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 17/06/2008 00:06

Who must you flirt with? Just one person in particular, or do you have a requirement to have all the men in the office folowing you around with their tongues hanging out?