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My weird crush confession

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Tinkywinks · 14/06/2008 23:03

I have the hots for Sportacus from Lazy Town. The muscles are obvious, but I even like his diddy moustache, and normally I despise moustaches. And his accent is incredibly cute!

Anyone with me on this or am I going to get laughed off the forum as usual?

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 15/06/2008 00:12

Tinkywinks- you have possibly just ruined my sex life forever!!! Lol!

beeny · 15/06/2008 00:14

What is strange girl called

Salamander · 15/06/2008 00:15

yuck

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:16

I've just entered a competiton to win tickets to see LazyTown and meet the crew backstage!!! Problem is, my DS is not really into Lazytown...

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beeny · 15/06/2008 00:17

I expect you fancy Archie Salamander

bluewolf · 15/06/2008 00:18

check the small print - I think you'll find it is with an 'all new Brithish cast' - so not the wank-fest you were hoping for.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 15/06/2008 00:20

do you mean Sarah Jane? I can't (don't want to!) think of Higgeldy House as the setting for swinging parties and such-like!

There's another thought- if you had the chance to have sex on a cbeebies set, which would you choose? Big barn farm for the al fresco lovers? In the library at midnight with the Storymakers? On the site with Bob? I might be tempted to get down in the barn with good old Stan...

beeny · 15/06/2008 00:22

I think Mr Large is her fuckbuddy

beeny · 15/06/2008 00:24

Sorry didnt answer question if having sex on cbeebies set would be on the ninkynonk would love all the jumping around.

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:24

bluewolf, I didn't see the small print, and I bet it will be the only thing I've ever won in my life. But there will be someone playing Sportacus, so he'll have muscles, he'll have the moustache, the outfit...

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 15/06/2008 00:25

Fuckbuddy or not, you don't want to upset an elephant!

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:25

I can't beleive Stan is such a hit with ladies! Can't see it myself. He's not actually a proper human for a start.

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Salamander · 15/06/2008 00:25

which one is Archie, Beeny?

Salamander · 15/06/2008 00:26

Sportacus

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:29

My choice of venue is obvious, in Sportacus' airship pad

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beeny · 15/06/2008 00:29

Archie is from Balamory apparently brainy one.Thanks girls best laugh in ages we have all been ill,great thread must go to sleep.

Salamander · 15/06/2008 00:31

the guy who plays Sportacus runs the entire show
has someone already said that
surely adds to his alure

bluewolf · 15/06/2008 00:31

Which one is Stan? As regards a set for fuck...I think the cosy-cosy bunk beds at bedtime hour with POI

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:32

Goodnight Beeny. Tell me about it Salamander, not only is he hot, but clever, enterprising and stinking rich!

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bluewolf · 15/06/2008 00:35

you mean archie the inventor from balamory? He will be first against the wall when my personal revolution comes.

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Tinkywinks · 15/06/2008 00:36

Stan is the man from the Red tractor

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bluewolf · 15/06/2008 00:39

Puh! I'd actually prefer the choking pig from Big Farm Farm

Bronze · 15/06/2008 00:40

Wasn't sportucus an olympic gymnast to start with and he invented the show to encourage kids to eat their greens. (I hope that was in english I'v e beeen out)

Bronze · 15/06/2008 00:40

Wasn't sportucus an olympic gymnast to start with and he invented the show to encourage kids to eat their greens. (I hope that was in english I'v e beeen out)

Joolyjoolyjoo · 15/06/2008 00:41

Now don't be hasty! I reckin with Stan still waters run deep.. he has an air of mystery about him somehow..

But Archie, on the other hand, is a big Girl's Blouse.