mums should all be sahm's, they should all bf and dummies are not needed

[jumpingmum]

i just dont get why some have a baby and then go to work whilst the child is being brought up by someone other than the mother.

every mum should breast feed unless for medical reasons, why any mother would want to give their baby anything other than the best is terrible.

and dummies are just a convenience for the parents. babies and toddlers do not need them, they are disgusting things.

jumpingmum - I have a (genuine) question about your loathing of dummies.

Ok - so a women should stay at home and look after the house/the kids. They should also breastfeed........what happens if you have a particularly "sucky" baby who won't suck their thumb (or fingers) - and it would otherwise mean that you couldn't look after the house/any older children etc etc?? Is a dummy still for the "mothers" convinience then???

And no before you ask - I haven't given any of my children dummies - DS1 (very sucky baby) we were living with my parents so it didn't matter that I couldn't actually do any housework, DS2 found his fingers, DS3 currently trying to decide when he prefers 1 finger, 2 fingers, a fist or his thumb.

An old lady walks into a sex shop, shes walking with a stick and very wooberly on her feet. She is visabily shakey and she woobers over to the counter slowly, points at a vibrator in the glass cabniet, the sales man askes "you want that one?" .

She says " No how the hell do you turn it off" !!!!

you should try harder love, you should get of t'internet and go busy your self with enlarging your birth canal.

I can only guess that JumpingMum isn't getting any jumps from her Alpha Male...fkn 'ell, what a sour old bint...

ruddynorah - that's appalling how can you possibly expect your husband to help look after his own children?? And to work nights as well is simply shocking.........

Oh how I'm loving being on Mat leave so I'm not staying up for 36hrs on the trot (that's on the trot - not with the trots ) with a night shift in the middle

Jumpingmum, I bf 3 children for over a year each, hate dummies and am a SAHM so I'm just the sort of person you love. Yet I still think you're talking complete and utter b*llocks and have your head way too far up your own backside.

jumpingmum, do you children still have "bitty"???

i do think though that this thread has gone far enough. it si not fair on anyone to attack their beliefs as wrong.

i think we should all leave this thread alone and agree to disagree now

Why oh why can I never think of any jokes when I want to? Loving everyone else's though

"have your head way too far up your own backside."

• soupy I guess it has to be her backside as the otherside is too small (apparently)

I was sent a birthday card (this is a true story, not a joke)

It said on the outside "For your birthday I bought you a vibrator"

and inside it said

"only I forgot where I put it but OH GOD! HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY."

Unless she has a small head too. No need for a big one, no brians you see.

my hubby has had it every day this week, so i am getting lots of jumps

ROFLMAO Wandering

ll-i thought you were naturally really funnyyou spoilt it,shouldnt have mentioned google!

how fantastic for you!!!!

I would like to nominate WanderingTrolley on Sat 18-Aug-07 21:32:18 as quote of the week though. Although I suspect it isn't suitable...

wow - you must have one of the luckiest husband's on MN (well husband of women on MN) - hands up all those who can hoesntly say that their DH has it had it every night this week

I give up and bow to your superiority Jumping.Everyday feck me. You are perfect.

My dh would be luck with every week.

C'mon who are you you old trolling namechanger?????????????????????????????

You're getting lots of jumps?

Is he admininstering electric shocks?

Noooo, they just have a trampoline. Her Dh hasn't had it ever day this week with her,