mums should all be sahm's, they should all bf and dummies are not needed

[jumpingmum]

i just dont get why some have a baby and then go to work whilst the child is being brought up by someone other than the mother.

every mum should breast feed unless for medical reasons, why any mother would want to give their baby anything other than the best is terrible.

and dummies are just a convenience for the parents. babies and toddlers do not need them, they are disgusting things.

why not get the monitors with sensor pads if you are worried about cot death

and i also had 2 c sections, the 1st was so sore i couldnt move, not even to get out of bed, but the pain didnt matter as long as i gave my dd the best

lol Tigana! Particularly like the most excellent swearing!

lmao at you ll

You didn't give birth properly? Aw, feck off then....

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren

Bloke goes to Doctor with a green lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.

Doc looks up his bum and says...

...I'm afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

doug.

Actually, sorry that should be "what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum".

wow - how lucky you are to have the space to rear your own animals and grow your own veg.......I'm not sure our neighbours (or our DS's for that matter) would be too happy with Cows, Pigs, Sheep and Chickens in our little garden......still I guess we're lucky to even have a garden.

Is it evil to work nights so that you're at home with your children in the day???? Or if you're working 2 nights in a row for your ( shock horror) husband to actually look after them on the day????

jumpingmum, how fucking wonderful for you. You must feel so good for giving your dc such a better life then I can obviously give my dc. Was I lazy not breast feeding then?? Are they not as academically clever as yours??? Am I a bad mother???

Well, come on I've asked valid questions, I want your opinion

so u used the dummy as a convenience for you. kids dont need them
and fuck you, i tried to give birth naturally but my birth canal is too small

Oooh, jumpingmum do you give your dd the absolute best, or just the best that you can in yor circumstances? What opportunities are you giving her once she is beyond merely being fed? Which schools have you chosen?

Ds 1 had dummy till he was 5! Tbh I couldn't care if he still had it - now he is almost 7. DH wanted rid of it. I don't think it says anything about my parenting.

Why am I rising to this claptrap?

Two glasses of wine down, thats why.

Well I totally agree with jumpingmum.

If you have a baby you should give up your own life entirely. In fact, there's no point in starting a career, or getting an education if you're a woman. We should all just start shagging till we have 15 children each, all of whom we should breastfeed until they're in their late twenties. And dummies will kill you.

Right, I've had my say, now I'm going to tuck into more of these lovely psychotropic drugs, yum!

PS Two nuns walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.

What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier?

You can't dip a fireman in your egg.

Boom boom.

yes it is very evil queen of quotes. i do nights, dh does days, so my god we SHARE the childcare, frig diggidy i even send dd top nursery sometimes to have some 'time off' ie to clean up and stuff. i am really really norty.

LOL at "frig diggidy" Must remember to use that some time

Your birth canal was too small?
Are you telling us you're a little c*nt?

i think you could have tried harder and at least tried with your 2nd baby

WT