mums should all be sahm's, they should all bf and dummies are not needed

[jumpingmum]

i just dont get why some have a baby and then go to work whilst the child is being brought up by someone other than the mother.

every mum should breast feed unless for medical reasons, why any mother would want to give their baby anything other than the best is terrible.

and dummies are just a convenience for the parents. babies and toddlers do not need them, they are disgusting things.

Argh keep losing long posts. Have only read op but i went back to work to stop me from going loopy! I work now as i have no choice. Not every one has the option of being a sahm. I stopped bf for my babies health and ds had a dummy to save nurses sanity. So go crawl back under your rock

Argh keep losing long posts. Have only read op but i went back to work to stop me from going loopy! I work now as i have no choice. Not every one has the option of being a sahm. I stopped bf for my babies health and ds had a dummy to save nurses sanity. So go crawl back under your rock

Argh keep losing long posts. Have only read op but i went back to work to stop me from going loopy! I work now as i have no choice. Not every one has the option of being a sahm. I stopped bf for my babies health and ds had a dummy to save nurses sanity. So go crawl back under your rock

How's your rubbish old birth canal this morning, jumpingmum?

Mummy 1: My little boy was born on St Patrick's day so we've called him Patrick.

Mummy 2: My little boy was born on St Andrew's day so we've called him Andrew.

Mummy 3: Thats lovely. Wait til I go home and tell Pancake

ha ha ha!

PMSL

I am a PERFECT parent, and I know this because I have one placid 14 month old. I know the answer to ALL parenting dilemma now.

I feel really sorry for you, with your hoards of poor dummied, disposable nappied, bottlefed proles. I don't understand why having older children makes you drop your standards, mine certainly won't. My child will Never Misbehave. My child will never raise a hand to another human being, because he's never been smacked. He will not develope behavioral problems, because he was breast fed. My child is perfect, at 14 months old, and I see no reason why he should not stay that way - after all, there is nobody to pick up imperfections from, I am perfect myself.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - ALRIGHT??!!!

Escapefrom - I'll be round later to stuff a Greggs sausage roll in the mouth of your child the moment your back is turned.

Mwah ha ha haaa!!!

Just wanted to point out that recent research suggests dummies can help prevent cot death.

As for the rest of it, pro-bf as I am, I really can't be arsed to get into it...

On a serious note, you need to be more delicate. Try starting an OUtraged of Egham thread, and a few posts in, you need to say something like "Still I do feel sorry for her, she obviously didn't bond with , she works 8 hours a day, what normal mother wants to do that!"

Hun xxx

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

"do you know how to drive this thing?"

I am hereby adding the "got any bread" joke to my repetoire - making 2!

at fish.

Do you think the wierdos who think you can order other adults around if you shout loudly enough and repeat the same stupid point ad nauseum have gone now?

What did the plumber say to his wife?

"It's over, flo."

How many couples does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - the man changes the lightbulb and the woman cooks, cleans, does the shopping, pays the bills, gets the kids to school and back, baths them, puts them to bed, and is grateful the man's so handy round the house.

How long does it take a woman with PMT to iron her husband's shirt?

IRON YOUR OWN FARKING SHIRT YOU EVIL BASTARD

maybe I should add gives up a career and breastfeeds on demand to the woman's list there
And despite doing all the things the OP appears to think make you perfect I shout, swear, occasionally smack, drink (even when pregnant/breastfeeding ), smoke, drag dd to pubs and parties on the odd occasion, have purple hair, and cannot be arsed with smug supermums. I'm syre OP would find plenty to shoot me for too...

What is the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

A Paddy man goes to the docs and says he feels a bit odd and his arse feels a bit sore.

Doc has a look and pulls a tenner out.

'Oooh.." says doc, " heres a twenty, and another and another, and heres ten more."

Eventually the doc has all his money out the patients arse.

'How much is that then doc?"

'£1,890' says the doc.

'Ach, I knew I didn't feel two grand'.

[Don't start on the Irish thing, me dh is Irish and he told me it..........]

PSML...Funniest thread for aaaaaaaages on MN!

Disappointed that Xenia ( the WOHM Warrori) and (the mythical) Mozhe haven't excerised their right(s) of reply, though....

oh fuck my typing is shit...I am not really illiterate, honest xxx