mums should all be sahm's, they should all bf and dummies are not needed

[jumpingmum]

i just dont get why some have a baby and then go to work whilst the child is being brought up by someone other than the mother.

every mum should breast feed unless for medical reasons, why any mother would want to give their baby anything other than the best is terrible.

and dummies are just a convenience for the parents. babies and toddlers do not need them, they are disgusting things.

tmmj

there's a good song on my daughter's dora dvd

(you're) a grumpy old troll
who lives under a bridge

feck off

why have kids? Because adults won't fit up the chimneys...obviously.

lol littlelapin!

Here's mine:
What a duck's favourite food?
Prawn quackers.

I chose to give ds1 a dummy as he had very bad colic and it was the only way to soothe him when it was bad, how dare you judge me as a mother for giving my child a dummy and not being able to breat feed.

Fuck off, no one is interested.

yes i gave up a job for me to look after my kids.

why was the sand wet???

Cos the sea-weed

LOL littlelapin. Must remember that one...

What do you call a bloke with no legs below his knees?

Neil.

wow jumping I'm very impressed - do you have an allotment - or do you go to the farm shop to buy the best food for your child?

And how lucky you are to have a DH who can find a job that pays well enough for you to stay at home

shouldn't you be off busying yourself with some home baking or ironing your husband's shirts?

And did they get someone else to clean those particular toilets, jumpingmum?

Jumpingmum - you dh is calling, he wants his blowjob - hurry up now!!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No ideer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes????

No eye deer

loving this thread!lol

what is green and goes up and down?

a gooseberry in a lift.

great auntie whirly

how couldnt u bf, was it a medical reason, i said apart from medical reasons.

my dd2 had bad colic but not once did i think about giving a dummy, i used some of the other tips i was told to sooth her