mums should all be sahm's, they should all bf and dummies are not needed

[jumpingmum]

i just dont get why some have a baby and then go to work whilst the child is being brought up by someone other than the mother.

every mum should breast feed unless for medical reasons, why any mother would want to give their baby anything other than the best is terrible.

and dummies are just a convenience for the parents. babies and toddlers do not need them, they are disgusting things.

But honey if you is happy in your decision, why foist it others? A tad uncomfortable with it perhaps??? Could it be all the current stuff about gangs and gang culture? Hum MMMMMMMMMMMMMM???

Anyoldways, have a glass of wine and relax-a-mundo.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "why the long face?"

spooky that hurricane and GAW posted the same joke within a minute of each other

ll!

yes we do grow some of our own fruit and beg and we rear and slaughter animals

What do you call a troll with no idea?
Jumpingmum.

a bear goes into a bar and says
'i'll have a pint of....'

'lager.'
the bar man says
'why the big pause?'

veg even*

Actually it has been shown that dummies help prevent cot death.

www.sids.org.uk/dummies-news.html

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

jumpingmum, I'am not gonna get into an argument with you over such matters, both my ds's are perfectly healthy. I tried for 2 days to breast feed ds1 but with an infected c-section wound it wasnt possible to be able to sit or lay and feed him. With ds2 when I was told I needed a c-section I made the decision then that I wasnt gonna put pressure on myself to breast feed. Breast feeding is something that I had wished I had done, but it didnt happen either time.

I do like a nice animal slaughter, me.

Tell us a joke, JumpingMum...I'll give you a few minutes to find your sense of humour.

fwiw i am lot healthier physically and mentally since i chose not to eat meat......... but then it's your decision.
don't foist yours on anyone else

fruit and beg

Classic.

er, do you want a medal?

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
so they can hide in cherry trees.

A chunk of yellow tarmac walks into pub. Sits down and orders a pint of Carlsberg.
A chunk of red tarmac walks ina nd sits next to him. The red tarmac orders a pint of Stella.
"sorry mate" says the barman "you'll have to wait, I need to change the barrel"
"fuck fuck fuck I'll kill you! You dog fucking wanker!" shouts the chunk of red tarmac, throws the bar stool across the room and runs out of the pub screaming.
The chunk of yellow tarmac looks scared and turns to the barman.
The bar man pours him his carlsberg and says
"Never mind him mate...he's a cycle path"

I still b/feed ds (2.10) and work part-time, so I'm just a bit norty....