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Ok so dd2 and I sitting in the living room and hear loud crash from upstairs........

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 20:35

.........followed by a cascade of feathers into the garden! On investigation there is a bloody great pigeon prostrate in the garden against the fence! Daft sod had flown into the bedroom window. It has now recovered enough to be hopping about but it obviously can't fly - what the hell do I do with it now?
DD2 kept asking if it was dead, or will it die Mummy? Now she's gone to bed but every other sentence was 'is the pigeon still there Mummy'. DD1 now home and wants me to DO something Mummy!!!!!

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:39

why sont crows get run over?

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:39

P-I-G-E-O-N
4
Eva

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:40

just found the answer
very good

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:40

I look forward to sending you some Trill as a wedding present. Right now I'm off to bed too - got to be up with the larks (easier to catch than pigeons!)

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:40

Crows are like well ard you know.

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:41

i know its those eyes

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:41

Pigeon flying in sky

But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."

The baby started to cry.

"What's wrong?" said the mother.

"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:41

go to sleep

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:42

so there

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:43

Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon?

He sold it for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:44

186 messages one flipping pigeon.

Barry would have wanted it that way!

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:45

Sorry but the word has got out

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:50

help!!!!!!! there are hundreds of them
hand me that shot gun quickly

Snowboo · 22/05/2007 22:53

This is the funniest thread i've seen in a while!!!!!

(And i agree, shoot the feathery f**r )

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:54

shoot the pigeon, shoot the pigeon
come on everybody join in with the singing
shoot the pigeon

Budababe · 22/05/2007 22:56

PMSL at this thread!

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:57

"Now watch the feckers run"

aardfark · 23/05/2007 05:49

Now Barry has an ASBO!

aardfark · 23/05/2007 05:55

Polgara didn't see Barry's mate as she walked to the car

dmo · 23/05/2007 10:23

oh my aardfark do u not sleep women

aardfark · 23/05/2007 10:55

You've heard the saying 'up with the lark' well this is up with the aardfark (and seven month old insomniac!)

MrsSlowLearner · 23/05/2007 11:02

lol
I shall never look at a pigeon in quite the same way again.

Polgara ,How is Barry ?

Yeah right!

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Polgara2 · 23/05/2007 13:08

He's gorn!!!

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Polgara2 · 23/05/2007 13:10

That is he's not there any more NOT he's snuffed it .
Thank God! DD2's first words this morning (whilst almost peeling my eyelids open) were 'can we see if the pigeon's still there Mummy??' Was terrified to look in case he had pegged it on the patio - but yay a pigeon free garden!!
No more Barrryyyyyyyyyy!

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dmo · 23/05/2007 13:18

i didnt want your dd to see dead barry so i came to yours last night shot him and scooped in in you black bin
didnt want to bring him back to mine as i dont need ghost pigeons in my house this week