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Ok so dd2 and I sitting in the living room and hear loud crash from upstairs........

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 20:35

.........followed by a cascade of feathers into the garden! On investigation there is a bloody great pigeon prostrate in the garden against the fence! Daft sod had flown into the bedroom window. It has now recovered enough to be hopping about but it obviously can't fly - what the hell do I do with it now?
DD2 kept asking if it was dead, or will it die Mummy? Now she's gone to bed but every other sentence was 'is the pigeon still there Mummy'. DD1 now home and wants me to DO something Mummy!!!!!

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:28

Wouldn't be very bloody lucky round here.

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:29

Barry has crawled through the catflap and is making for the catbiscuits.

Actually my cats broke our catflap after they worked together to catch and kill a seagull and tried to drag it through. Bless, I think they wanted me to rotisserie it.

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:30

Right am going ladies - thank you so much for helping me through this difficult time. It's been a great comfort to know I was not alone in my hour of need. Barry thanks you all for your concern and is truly touched to have a ditty penned for him.

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:31

loving this

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:31

He's BEHIND YOU!

paulaplumpbottom · 22/05/2007 22:31

oh dear poor thing

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:31

I bet I dream about bloody pigeons!!

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:32

goodnight Polgara
goodnight barry

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:32

Yes you will wake in a sweat with Barry staring at you.

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:33

Do you have FEATHER pillows by chance?

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:33

kill him quick

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:33

You are on form tonight.

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:33

Cooo - cooo (what's that under the bed)?

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:34

You may roll over in your sleep and spoon Barry.

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:34

OMG imagine if I did have feather pillows I could wake up in hot sweat with feathers around my head - stuff that nightmares are made of - BARRYYYYYYYYYYYY

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:34

Bet your car has been crapped on tomorrow as well. Then you won't feel so kindly towards Barry the unstoppable shit machine.

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:34

is it a pigeon??

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:35

Right really going this time - stop drawing me back with your ascerbic wit

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:35

MrsSlowLearner PMSL at spooning barry.

Funnily enough, once when I was asleep my cat bought me a dead bird and put it on the pillow next to me. I had no idea but ex DH came to bed, went to cuddle me and put his hand on it and screamed like a girl. Twas v funny !

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:36

Yep there is nowt like a Barry bowel movement.

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:36

Does your partner know about Barry?

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:37

Yes we have an open birdy relationship.

dmo · 22/05/2007 22:37

i was going to bed but they started it carring on about Barry
now dont forget if you cant sleep count pigeons

aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:38

Why don't crows ever get run over when eating roadkill?

Because their mates sit on the telephone lines shouting 'cahhh car, car, car'

MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:38

People may laugh at our unusual pairing but feathers are no obstacle for true lust.