Ok so dd2 and I sitting in the living room and hear loud crash from upstairs........

[Polgara2]

.........followed by a cascade of feathers into the garden! On investigation there is a bloody great pigeon prostrate in the garden against the fence! Daft sod had flown into the bedroom window. It has now recovered enough to be hopping about but it obviously can't fly - what the hell do I do with it now?
DD2 kept asking if it was dead, or will it die Mummy? Now she's gone to bed but every other sentence was 'is the pigeon still there Mummy'. DD1 now home and wants me to DO something Mummy!!!!!

If it's running away, it's fine. I had one with one injured wing, it just flew round and round in circles. Took it to the RSPB, it died instantly when they opened the box. They didn't even offer it to me for my dinner.

what the hell is that?

Oh Barry why have they abandoned you?

Here Barry, Barry, Barry, suppertime......

Is that a PIGEON SHIT TEEPEE???

Have a HUGE guilty conscience now for laughing at pigeon misfortunes

aaardvark-What you mean it keeled over when they opened the box and it saw you?

MrsSlowLearner - you need RENTOKIL if that's your car under there

That my dear woman is a pigeon mansion,think the Hugh hefner of pigeons.

No, apparently it was fine when I handed it over, flapping noises in the box etc. It was when the vet opened the lid it flew out and then went plop on the table, stone dead.

Probably haunting his surgery...much like Barry will be haunting you for ever.....you will always see feathery shadows on your windows....ddduunn dunn dahhhhhh!

Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pigeon mansion - I bet you'd have a hard time getting a homebuyers info pack for that!

Barry called, he says he's hungry.

Stop it (puts fingers in ears - la la la la) Can't hear youuuuuuuuuu

Barry will always live on ,just remember that Polgara's dh!
Mahahahahahahah[evil]

throw him one of your nuts then

HE'S NOT DEAD YET!!

DH said its self-inflicted so he's not allowed to haunt us - its NOT OUR FAULT!

yet!!!!!!!!!!
not long now

If I get up in the morning to be faced with a dead pigeon I shall hold you lot totally responsible for sending out bad vibes

you shouldnt have put your house in the way of the pigeon flight path should you!!
so it is your fault stop trying to get out of it
Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

How sad that one of my longest threads is about a pigeon called Barry!

Don't worry Barry i shall mourn for you,i shall be the one kneeling at your small lumpy washing power box grave.

He knows you are hoping you don't have to rescue him though.

Oh Barry why?