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Ok so dd2 and I sitting in the living room and hear loud crash from upstairs........

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 20:35

.........followed by a cascade of feathers into the garden! On investigation there is a bloody great pigeon prostrate in the garden against the fence! Daft sod had flown into the bedroom window. It has now recovered enough to be hopping about but it obviously can't fly - what the hell do I do with it now?
DD2 kept asking if it was dead, or will it die Mummy? Now she's gone to bed but every other sentence was 'is the pigeon still there Mummy'. DD1 now home and wants me to DO something Mummy!!!!!

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:07

If it's running away, it's fine. I had one with one injured wing, it just flew round and round in circles. Took it to the RSPB, it died instantly when they opened the box. They didn't even offer it to me for my dinner.

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:08

what the hell is that?

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:08

Oh Barry why have they abandoned you?

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:08

Here Barry, Barry, Barry, suppertime......

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:09

Is that a PIGEON SHIT TEEPEE???

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:09

Have a HUGE guilty conscience now for laughing at pigeon misfortunes

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:09

aaardvark-What you mean it keeled over when they opened the box and it saw you?

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:09

MrsSlowLearner - you need RENTOKIL if that's your car under there

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:10

That my dear woman is a pigeon mansion,think the Hugh hefner of pigeons.

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:11

No, apparently it was fine when I handed it over, flapping noises in the box etc. It was when the vet opened the lid it flew out and then went plop on the table, stone dead.

Probably haunting his surgery...much like Barry will be haunting you for ever.....you will always see feathery shadows on your windows....ddduunn dunn dahhhhhh!

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:11

Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:11

Pigeon mansion - I bet you'd have a hard time getting a homebuyers info pack for that!

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:12

Barry called, he says he's hungry.

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:12

Stop it (puts fingers in ears - la la la la) Can't hear youuuuuuuuuu

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:12

Barry will always live on ,just remember that Polgara's dh!
Mahahahahahahah[evil]

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:13

throw him one of your nuts then

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:13

HE'S NOT DEAD YET!!

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:14

DH said its self-inflicted so he's not allowed to haunt us - its NOT OUR FAULT!

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:14

yet!!!!!!!!!!
not long now

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:15

If I get up in the morning to be faced with a dead pigeon I shall hold you lot totally responsible for sending out bad vibes

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dmo · 22/05/2007 22:15

you shouldnt have put your house in the way of the pigeon flight path should you!!
so it is your fault stop trying to get out of it
Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Polgara2 · 22/05/2007 22:15

How sad that one of my longest threads is about a pigeon called Barry!

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:15

Don't worry Barry i shall mourn for you,i shall be the one kneeling at your small lumpy washing power box grave.

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aardfark · 22/05/2007 22:16

He knows you are hoping you don't have to rescue him though.

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MrsSlowLearner · 22/05/2007 22:16

Oh Barry why?

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