Ok so dd2 and I sitting in the living room and hear loud crash from upstairs........

[Polgara2]

.........followed by a cascade of feathers into the garden! On investigation there is a bloody great pigeon prostrate in the garden against the fence! Daft sod had flown into the bedroom window. It has now recovered enough to be hopping about but it obviously can't fly - what the hell do I do with it now?
DD2 kept asking if it was dead, or will it die Mummy? Now she's gone to bed but every other sentence was 'is the pigeon still there Mummy'. DD1 now home and wants me to DO something Mummy!!!!!

[dmo]

he might even do goast poo all over your house

[aardfark]

It's out there watching you!

[aardfark]

But let's face it, Barry is not likely to have many friends is he?

[MrsSlowLearner]

Be afraid Polgara ,very afraid.

[dmo]

like the tatoos
deff see to the one who you think will survive (your dd)

[purpleduck]

omg!! How refreshing to have a (mostly) lighthearted thread!! Well done!

[MrsSlowLearner]

Barry may be a pornstar in bird world.

[dmo]

cant believe how many responces there are about a nearly (hopefully) dead pigeon

[MrsSlowLearner]

Allo my name is ray,i come to fix your nest

[aardfark]

Fuck me! There are two of them now, Ray and Barry. Maybe they'll form a band!

[Polgara2]

LOL you're all maaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!!!
I am going to have to shut the curtains and hope that Barry does not bite the dust but lives to fight another day! There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to chase him round the garden in a half-hearted attempt to catch him. Apart from anything else the neighbours will actually move never mind not speak to me .

[aardfark]

BTW have you seen this?

[Polgara2]

He's on my conscience though - I can't stop worrying about poor Barry (not enough to get him though )

[aardfark]

for those of you whose cars have been adorned by these darling creatures

[dmo]

need me to get one of those cars
bet dh is wondering why i'm laughing so much

[Polgara2]

ROFL where are you getting these from!

[dmo]

just been down stairs to show dh

[aardfark]

my favourite weekend activity

[MrsSlowLearner]

aardvark-You pigeon hater!

Poor ickle Barry all injured and shivering outside and polgara all cosy an d warm sat in front of the Pc with a green and Blacks organic choc bar and a glass of Jack Daniels.

[Polgara2]

omg evil, just evil .
Well dh has come in and said to just leave it as it just keeps running away. So that lets it clearly off my conscience and I shall just blame him if Barry snuffs it .

[aardfark]

Go on, be honest, you laughed at that video didn't you?

[Polgara2]

oh MrsSlowLearner I was just letting go then as well!

[MrsSlowLearner]

Barry could have given you all you ever wanted

[dmo]

cool can i join you looks like fun
she looks just like me too
maybe Barry would like one of the special nuts? maybe you could throw a couple his way

[Polgara2]

The Ka vid was inspired.