I saw a woman in the Science Museum today, who really could only be described as having "let herself go"

[MrsSchadenfreude]

Grey streaky "hanging" hair, huge arse and fat tum in grey tracky bottoms, footglove shoes, shapeless burgundy tunic top and hanging tits. She really looked like she had given up on life. In contrast, she had three dear little, divinely trendily dressed girls with her. She had obviously put a lot of thought and effort into what they were going to wear (down to the very funky hat one of them was wearing) but hadn't even spent five minutes on herself.

Why?

crocs, now I have some words to say about those! bleurgh (that's all)

No, I protest that this thread cannot officially end until Oliveoil comes to do a
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See I can't even do it!

No you cannot paragon mooncups with crocs. I like my mooncup, don't put me off it!

Did you not see Aitch's post dino? Mooncups are crocs for fanjo's!

I did, I did! And I'm against it, as the Ramones said.

Poor old crocs.

credit where credit's due, it was hathor who first pointed out the connection.

I am so gald someone else said it first, becasue I've been thinking for ages that mooncups are crocs for fanjos.

but what about the holes?!

Can you get jibbitz for Mooncups? [sock]

or even

Hathor, you say "In danger of being sucked into a perpertual loop of MN nonsense" as if that's a bad thing ... MN nonsense is an art form, I tell you!

People pay £35 for really ugly shoe boats? Sorry, they are like jellies many years ago, yuk! Those deck shoes really have to be some kind of joke.

Why is the site selling kneepads?

I am obviously missing something.

I had heard of jibbitz though, the woman who "invented" them was on Oprah. Made a ton of money from sticking bits in her kids shoes.

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a proper line

Thank you.