Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

Well since you bought booze and changed your name and all

Hey weren't we about to see what happens when dragon drinks? C'mon, this'll be fun.

Anyway... goodnight sweet prince, queen and bat. As they say, time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana.

Xpost... no, I thought we were going to see the flight of an inebriated fruitbat. I've had my virtuous calming tea, thanks, night-night.

It might want to use it as a hula hoop. You don't know. Excuse me bat, but do you have a preferred pronoun? I can't keep calling you it, it makes you sound like a legfish.

Where did we get to on the mole rat thing anyway?

Night dragon!

I'm not choosy. I don't mind fruit or bat.
Have I drunk you all under the table? You have to stay up really late to see a drunken fruit bat

Night dragon

not a chance. As you're so tiny, bat, where do you put all the booze? And can you fly drunk? Are there bat police?

No bat police Queen They can't see us in the dark. I have hollow wings legs. More

cheers. Hollow legs? No wonder it takes you a long time to get drunk. Is that why you have to hang upside down, so it gets to your brain?

Lol. Yep, it's hard to get the alcohol to my head

Thank you very much for humouring me QueenMortifauxcado this evening. I have enjoyed your thread. I am a regular under a different name in the ninja barn, but we are slowly dying. Tis lovely to see long running threads.
Love and peace to you all
x x

You have a barn full of ninjas? I don't know what you're up to bat but you make a fine drinking partner do come back soon with gin, I'm getting a taste for it, Mortificadians are always welcome. And of course we don't have a moat so pretty much anyone can just wander in here.

Aww, thank you. We used to have a full barn but we are dwindling. I will save this special user name. I can always be found across the threads. I have 2 names - one you have seen above and the other also ends in bat, but not of the fruit variety. Thanks for allowing me to gatecrash. I will be back
- to see you through till morning.

Why thank you! fly safe small happy flappy thing. That reminds me, did anyone tell happy we moved?

'small happy flappy thing' That is fantastic. I have found my new username. It was gonna be fruitflies but I love this!

good night

Hm, I think we need to put out a call for @HappyFlappy as we seem to have got a pretender to the papal pretender which is a bit much even for Mortificado.

I just remembered fruit bats carry Ebola . Shoooo shooo! Dragon, can I trouble you to breathe fire please?

My head! I slept on the crown. It left a most unbecoming imprint on my face! Where's that queen?

I'm here

That's not the crown though, after you all left I tried to bake a potato and well long story short the crown melted, it was made of plastic. That's probably the bat's hoola hoop, you've been sleeping on ebola.

I'll have a gin bath then to disinfect. Wake the dragon to kill the pests with fire.

I'm not waking the dragon, too much risk of fire with the amount she snores, I'm very flammable these days.

Where am I?

What happened?

JESUS WEPT!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?

Hey happy.

You're in our new plot. So far it just seems to be a field with a table and possibly a microwave. No moat. Or gin. The title is misleading.

What happened is we drank all the gin, dragon isn't pulling her weight and we all had a collective hallucination about a bat and some ninjas with ebola. I melted the crown thinking it was a baked potato.

That's just pax who had too much to drink last night and slept face first on something in a bathtub of gin. I would say no cause for alarm but actually that's the last of the gin.

I'm sure you'll drink that bathtub empty tonight. Even you, Queen, seeing there is no point searching a new field for forgotten bottles.

Told you to wake Happy rather than just carry her here in a coma. Anyone told her we incinerated the fish before we left?