Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

A Happy New Year to Mortificado.

Happy New Ye -

Sorry about that . . .

Has anyone got any Alka-Seltzer? Or a kebab?

I think your, ahem, affliction is beyond Alka Seltzer. I'll check on you again tomorrow.

You're right, as ever Pax - the Alka-Seltzer was a waste of time. The kebabs worked wonders, however, and I think I might be able to manage a curry now.

Is the recovery position really being dumped on your face in the Harpy cage?

Is the recovery position really being dumped on your face in the Harpy cage?

Well, you did recover.

Mmm - that's true.

Okay, I'll cancel my appointment with the Mortificado Solicitor.

Obviously those incompetent buggers at the NHS don't know what they're talking about. Do you know - they even suggested that perhaps I drank too much?!

I mean - ME! I'm practically teetotal by Mortificadan standards . I barely touch the stuff!

What's going on with this tree lady? Are you sure she exists? Because if it's just you in a costume and you're waiting for it to be delivered again a package arrived a week ago and it's in the tree. Which won't stop screaming by the way. No one can get close enough to prune it so it's taking over the living room and the dragonlets have taken to feeding it anything and everything just to shut it up for a few minutes. It's had my best furs and half the furniture already. The sofa escaped but I've noticed it's got a limp so it won't be much longer.

SEE - this whyI tell people -KEEP OUT OF MY SHED INTERFERING BASTARDS!

Why the eff won't you take any notice?

LEAVE MY EFFING SHED ALONE FOE EFF'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes and what would you do if I had left your shed alone? That poor tree would still be in there, all neglected and sad! It probably would have outgrown it by now and you wouldn't even have a shed.