Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

We'll need a tea pool for the dragons. Will the milk curdle frequently?

Pimms is disgusting. Why'd you put fruit in it? Feels like a futile attempt to mask the taste. I prefer my fruit drowned in rum.

Pimms is lovely. Fruit salad, cucumber and booze!

I have just read the most insulting, erm, insult I have ever seen on MN. Quite impressed.

Cucumber?! You put vegetables in it?! I object. Pimms is vetoed.

What was it?

Are you going to tell us what it was or save it for reuse?

I don't need a tea pool. I drink it, not swim in it.that would be horrid. Anyway, what's this about 'dragons' plural? I thought I was the only one here nowadays.

I'll probably be deleted for it. It was "You vain bitch. Fucking witch. Fucking vain bastard. You fuckin vagina hole!". That's quite something.

I always forget Happy isn't a dragon. Pimms can go in the pond then. Ponds always have stuff and fluff in them. Tea needs to be hot anyway and it doesn't make you sloshed so useless.

Deleted? That's an affectionate greeting in some places.

I suppose Princess would like it .

Nah that's what your cousin calls me Twatter init. Joke's on her, Twatter is SO last year it's all about SnapTwat now.

happyFlappy is the adoptive mother of a dragon, who must be nearly adult by now - but I think s/he is still in Switzerland. Probably too stuffed with fondue and toblerone to fly over for a visit.

Hello Princess CM. Glad not very you could make it.

I don't think there's ever been a deletion in Mortificado, pax, just the odd beheading, and that wouldn't be warranted as you didn't address the insult to anyone present here.

Oh dear, Chardonnay. We'll need more gin. A lot more gin.

Well no need to be RUDE, y'all know it's me the queen. Found the tiara and thought I'd try it on for size, FITS GREAT, plus the skimpy outfits are much better for summer, SO breezy, and they're getting TONS of likes on SnapTwat. Can I borrow your jacket? Retro is in now.

I'm not wearing a jacket, that's my skin you are so unkindly referring to.

you should probably start wearing sunblock.

Dragon said it's fine, I'll shed as I grow.

EW. No shedding in the grounds! Wait, do you usually shed? It's all that lizard blood in your family tree isn't it?

It would be nice to shed now and have a thinner hide for this heat.

#itstoohottothinkuphashtags

Worse. #toohotforgin

Not even with lots of ice and tonic?

More likely to empty it over my head than into it if there's ice involved.

Do we have a pool yet or have all the mole rats died in the heat?

They're fine - they come from a semi-desert area, and it's cooler underground.