Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

Pax is aka PrinceMortificado but gets easily confused.

Pax is one of us, the prince in fact. But the name changing became just too much, the prince isn't cut out for work you see. Work makes Mortificadians sleepy, that's why we outsource. I'd offer you a gin but still waiting

I'm just a little bladdered. You fruitflies and dragons and Queens are mean.

Ah. Thank you. I couldn't keep up at the time, so I have no chance now. Thank you for the hospitality. And Queen - yes I am very good at flying but I would drink more gin than I carried back

Have a great weekend all you Mortificados

ok, ok, here's another load, but only because I'm also curious to see the effect on a fruitbat. The only thing I know about them is never to stand underneath one which is hanging the right way up as they only do that when they're, um, about to shed their load.

Fruitflies? 😂 I have been dancing a name change. Thank you paxillin

OMG. *fancying - bloody auto correct.

Mean? I'm not mean, I'm jolly and delightful. Isn't that right my new friend fruitbats? You'd look mighty fine with a Mortificado in your name.

Fruitbats poo standing up? When knew.

*who knew. The fruitbat has infected us with something

Well, now the gin has arrived, I think it would be a little rude of me to leave. Thank you. I must warn you , we fruitflies fruit bats are legendary drinkers

I can't be a Mortificado. Too drunk. I keep sock puppeting. But who's the bat, mummy and dragon?

Prepending 'Mortificado' does add a certain je ne sais quoi .... yeah, really, I don't know what.

Bat drinks. Drink is good. She's one of us.

An intruder. I thought they were a friend but now I think they might be some sort of spy come to wipe us out our communications via autocorrect. what do you know about prok, bat?!

Fruitbats poo standing up?

Don't be silly, they never stand. Hanging head up, rather than upside down. Sort of obvious when you think about it. Same applies to other bats.

See, my sentences are all screwy. I'm telling you something is up. And it better be the dragon because my bottle's empty again.

Fuck, they defy gravity? OBEY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, YOU MONSTER!

I nameechanged and couldn't get back on!
What about my new look
I brought this

I can poo upright or standing on my head

Er, prok? I know nothing

I am also a bit worried that I put Mortificado before bat like I'm sooo important. I could change again?

What about Mortificado'sbat?

Don't be specialst. We've had a lot worse than bats.

see, it's got to you too. Eek it's come to steal my crown!

Fine as you are, bat. Thanks for resupplying, I only nipped off to make myself a nice brew. decaff.

Queen I am curtseying as I type. I don't want the responsibility of a crown. Oh no, not me. I wanted some drinking buddies

WTF would a fruitbat do with a crown, it's far too large for it. Use it as a hula hoop?probably a good thing I didn't get those big-headed mole-rats, they might have tried nabbing it, arrogant gits