Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Morning wenches.

Now I want to watch Episode Sex again... except DH is installed in front of TV (off to Dr with him shortly) so no can do

Thanks Helen
That's set me up nicely for the day

I think it's the yellow gloves that do it for me

Blimey, four posts so far today. I remember when we used to get through 3 pages in a day.

Hope MrHelen's back and LetUses toothache are improving.

I've nothing to add really.

Except Sam Allardyce. What was I saying the other day? See, greed.

Evening wenches.

Have an emergency dental appointment in the morning as am still ow-y.

Watching yet another NCIS. Is it wrong that I'd quite like to be interrogated by Gibbs?

Are wenches well?

Tired wench here

Sam Allardyce - bloody hell eh. What was that - three months? I know he was wrong bla bla, but journalist stings generally make me feel a bit...eeeeewwww.

I left dps old my phone at work yesterday. Im having about three years' phone bad luck in two weeks...

Hope teeth and backs are less ouchy. Phwoar at helen in her bee suit I mean aramis obvs

Im watching Gotham on netflix atm. Despite, yknow, appearing to be yet another superhero thing, it is really very good. Honest. And has extrafroms1finale sean pertwee as Alfred. And Ryan from the OC. So what's not to like!

Has anyone read the cursed child? I was just reading about it at work today. (Another slow one.) Not sure how I managed to miss all the pr about it when it came out...

Patty has gone out. In the dark. For the first time. Arrrrgh!!!!

Nooo, he's just a baby

I was thinking the same Apricot All these people who will insist on going out working and having a life instead of posting on MN all day

Madame I think it was 67 days.

That's a very fetching outfit helen & I do hope the drugs help MrH

No, not wrong at all letus - I can understand that

Couldn't agree more madame & apricot. Not sure English football could get more embarrassing . Quite glad to see him go, but there's something unsavoury about the method.

Also... interrogated by Gibbs that's totes a euphamism LetUs

And Madame I heard good things about Gotham too. It's on the list of things I ought to watch and will never get round to... How's work going anyway?

And Fancy - work going ok?

Ok thanks helen, sometimes feel like I know nothing & that everything takes me far longer than it should. Am getting more familiar with new software which is good though. And gradually learning people's names. Am trying to memorise at least one new name a week - I'm still new enough to get away with asking people's names

Morning beauts!

Well. The dreaded drain was blocked with

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Kitchen roll.

Stand down wenches. Stand down

Kitchen roll? WhatTAF was kitchen roll doig down your sink?!

Wicked - what you need is a night filled of sexy Athos dreams. When you wake up in the morning you might still be feeling a bit tired, but you'll be happy

I am doing the at the Allardyce thing.

Madame - is Patty home? Not read Cursed Child. LittleSis has read it and been to theatre. Loved it.

Does your DH want to share any of those painkillers Helen?

And yes Aramis, I can open wide...

Kitchen roll? DS2 hadn't been round there had he?

LetUs - he says do you want... diclofenac, naproxen, dihydrocodine or cocodamol? He didn't get an tramadol though - soz.

Good point - is PattyCat still out on the tiles?

So yes the plumber found huge impacted quantities of kitchen roll which had blocked it. Gawd alone knows what the previous letters were doing!! Great thing about renting of course is that I don't have to pay .

It also turned out that the plumber's son plays on same rugby team as twinnos and so he's now essentially family.

Ref Alladyce - 1) agree totally with Apes and Madame -greedy, 2) yes newspaper sting a bit distasteful. But like the fake sheiks 3) when he was Bolton manager he helped jump start Mr C's car in the Reebok car park so always had a soft spot for him.

Blimey helen - if he could move around he'd rattle

So if Patty is going out now, has he brought you any wildlife, madame?

Sorry for letting you all down about the sink . No idea what was going on there. But massively relieved it wasn't something else.

Sexy Athos dreams Letus? I wish