Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Alright?
Nice to see Comtesse pop in. Glad it wasn't huge pronged Aussie insects from hell.
I plan on very little today. I've even bought a Bung in the oven m and s dinner for tonight.
Ds1 has a GCSE options evening tonight - ugh. Hope the hot PE teacher is there....
Helen...you make marigolds magical 😜
I am NOT doing housework today.

Morning wenches. Phew for Patty coming home safely! 🐈

Am feeling slightly sick at the thought of having to go to the dentist today. I hope they're nice.

Hope wenches have great days x

Morning!

Is it bedtime yet?

LetUs does he stand behind the table, lean forwards on it and glare in a exasperated manner too? (can't find one of Treville doing that - this one will have to do instead)

Good luck letus X

Morning

I'm sure there's a table being leant on out of shot in this pic helen or a pile of wenches with elk on top

Home come there were no posts when I started typing?

Morning all - I wasn't ignoring you.

LetUs - you know how to cope with the dentist - just lie back and think of Aramis ( it is Friday after all) or Paella, or Dustin, or Hidders or any of the others on your rota

I'd better think about clothes and getting DS ready.

If anyone finds my motivation and enthusiasm for work and stuff, please could they send both back to me? Ta muchly.

Oh and good luck letus.

Right, must get moving, laters

Also hoping Badderz has the hot PE teacher

Perhaps that's why Gibbs is striking such a chord. It's the Trev Stern thing!

Pssst Helen, it's only Thursday excellent idea though.

Bugger - it's not Friday is it Fancy and Madame* might be a bit cross if you try to pinch Aramis tonight Hope the dentist goes ok.

Hope all wenches have a good day...

Morning!

Good luck at the dentist LetUs. How sweet of DS2 with the mouse.

Glad Patty is ok.

Hope MrHelen is feeling a bit better. Backs are a nightmare, we both suffer from 'oh no, my back's gone again'.

Arf at Helen not knowing what day it is. I'm like that all the time.

Oh no, DH is out in the garden with chainsaw and hedgecutter. Last time he did this he fell out of a tree.

MrH seems slightly improved this morning - put it this way - he rolled over in bed this morning without any colourful language.

MrA up a tree again?

Just taken mum for some breakfast.
Feel sick now. No idea what's up with me...feel so bleurgh after eating, even bland stuff! Bloated, cranky. Ugh.
I do hope no teachers piss me off later. It won't end well 😈

Oh, and yes, backs are fuckers.
Hope mrH improves

Laundry update:
Two loads done and out

Am watching gbbo on iplayer

No laundry today - it's peeing down and I can't be bothered. Watched GBBO last night - wasn't paying full attention, but I did smirk at comments about "It's not stiff enough"

Have you tried a food diary Badders?

Right. I have to get back to work.

Right then my locations blog is up and running. It's a work in progress and I'm still on last year's visits which are a longer version of the diary I wrote at the time. Scroll down to the bottom and start from there. Let me know what you think before I take it to a wider audience.

www.followingthemusketeers.com

It's fab! The only thing I would do is add some sort of introductory piece...

I will be back when I can give it the attention it deserves apes

The introduction is at the bottom. Scroll down.

Pffft - I shouldn't post before reading the whole thing The order is in reverse on my computer - I see your latest post first, which means I'm reading the blog in reverse order. Is there a way for you to set it to 'most recent post last'?

When you open the site, all the posts should be visible before you click into one of them. Therefore if you scroll down to the bottom you can start with the first one and then click on the 'next' button.

If it read from the top down my newly added posts wouldn't be so visible. I don't even think I can change it round.

All the posts are in the box down the side as well.

Not to worry apricot - it's probably just me being a luddite/not used to blogs, and liking my chronology to start at the top of the page and work down (I just launched into the top post and got confused!)

Afternoon wenches. Dentist was super nice. I have root infections and have got very strong antibiotics. Such fun. Shall see how I go.

Is MrApes down from the tree yet?

Am looking forward to reading your blog Apes.

Badderz - one word re GBBO. Selasi.