Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

And Snooooooooooooooooooooooort. re Red on twitter commentating on Poldark. Almost makes me think I shuold watch it

Oh Comtess, the poor things. Hope they're much better very quickly.

Arf at Helen's pic. I think if he takes the foot as a starting point and heads in a general direction...

Love Lush stuff but am super careful to check now for glitter on the list of ingredients. Am at the bath bomb in a jacuzzi.

Poldark was fab. Eleanor Tomlinson was amazing.

Good grief, Sherlock's on another channel now. The Empty Hearse. It's not long since started and he's just finished getting dressed and The Coat on. Fuck. Me.

I have avoided it luckily thanks Helen, as has Mr C (mostly by being out the whole time, clever bastard). They're back to school this morning.

Oooh are there saucy bits in this week's Poldark? That's excellent news.

Thanks Letus, they're all much better now. I am also like a hawk with glitter on ingredients. The floor was awash and had to use all the towels to clear up. Mr. C was all 'Fucksake woman' about it which he says to wind me up.

Ermmmm so Helen has DS gone to sleep yet?

I fucking hate glitter. I had quite enough of it in the house when DD was at nursery & frankly if it never darkens my door ever again I shall be happy

DS is asleep, I am on sofa with laptop, flanked by a cat either side, watching Jonathan Ross. It's all going down here I should go and make sarnie for tomorrow and got to bed (with or without MrH) I shall stay here faffing about though, and wail tomorrow about how tire I am. FFS

Gold for Richard Whitehead and a bronze for Dave Henson

I can't keep up with all these medals! They're going to need an extra plane just to bring all the medals home!

Helen - leave the laptop and get MrH to bed!

Speaking of bed, I need to get up to the hayloft. Dustin I think tonight. I'm going to demonstrate my grip to him.

Hope the boys are feeling better Comtesse,
Those pesky upside down germs!
Got to go and take Dh something at work that he forgot.
Then into town to weep on AT lookalike pharmacist
Then co op for food
Then work.
Ffs.

Morning wenches.

Why is it Monday again? Urgh.

Must go and chivvy the DC.

Have fab days wenches.

Morning.

Oh christ, my first regular Monday at work since...2008!!!! New job weren't up for me working 4 days a week, unlike my old company, so...

I haven't been watching Poldark but those tweets from Red were very funny.

I did watch Motherland last night on iplayer though, and thought it was brilliant. LOLs. Think it's been mentioned here before? Written by Graham Linehan of Father Ted fame and starring Philomena Cunk. Very much written with a mn audience in mind. What's not to like?

I've downloaded Motherland. Might try and watch it tonight.

Good luck for a Monday Madame 😘

Monday. Yuck.
Washing is on, am attempting to locate motivation....

Monday!!! Yay! Hurrah for Monday. (Am attempting to re-boot brain into thinking I like Mondays, and working, and I wouldn't rather be asleep in bed at all). Hurrah for Mondays - DS at school so I can get ^loads6 of work done. Hurrah!!!! I'm not even going to faff about online all day - I'm going to do loads of work!

(Wierdly enough, that does seem to have worked a bit )

May have to try and watch Motherland...

laters... Must get some work done while my brain is bamboozled into doing something productive

Morning

Hmm, Motherland sounds interesting, may try & watch that. Now the cycling has finished I have a bit more time!

Enjoy your working Monday madame

Morning!

Hope all ComtessDC are fully recovered.

Good luck for today Madame.

Went to sleep during Poldark again.

Must go into town this morning for supplies.

Have a good day all!

Aha - I have found the password for work wifi

In work tea-making news, the team whose milk gets stolen by every other fucker is the Gender Justice team. Isnt it ironic. Hohohoho.

Yay! Hello Working-Madame that sounds rather dodgy, but also amusing so I'm leaving it in

I have been working except for the past hour when it's been laundry/lunch. Now I am surfing and eating and thinking I ought to get back to to.

Wonderful thread here about being 'caught in the act'

Oh - Fancy - forgot to say, following on from your sterling example in actually going to Athletics things, we got tickets for London 2017 - not seeing anything special (i.e. not a medals session) but still, we're going

In other news, the S3 DVD proudly announces that it has "over 9 hours of content" Well I should bloody hope so - 10 episodes at the best part of an hour each, plus extras.
Good to see their written promo can be as random as the rest of it.

just turned sideways and caught screensaver on laptop - picture from Prague and elk's 'engagement' photo Oh Household cavalry now. and DS with godparent

right, must work.

Afternoon, ooh helen, which days/sessions are you going to? Pm me if you don't want to say on here

Golds for Aled Davies & Will Bayley this afternoon

Ellie Simmonds is swimming tonight at 11.48pm

All this sport watching does interfere with perving somewhat - but thankfully the two are not mutually exclusive

Jonnie Peacock

Hellooooo
Not really watching much tv ATM tbh
What I do watch tends to be on catch up
Dh out tonight and tomorrow night with a client 😡 So I've done an early tea and we are all fed
Ds1 has football training to go to
I might just go to bed....

Fancy - morning session on 6th August. God knows how I'm meant to remember that this far ahead of things, but never mind

LetUs - tops. I have a nice long vest top from Zara, so they might be worth checking out for T-shirt tops as well. No idea what they have in stock at the mo, (and they change their stock so frequently I have no hope of ever keeping up with my once- a year shopping trips!)

Where is everyone?
probably trawling their local boots

Looking tired and vacant with nothing of interest to say Badders, basically [yawn emoticon]

Going to have an early night tonight, def.

Typical re. GBBO news - not that I've actually paid much attention to this series so far, but...