Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Well, it's going to ruined isn't it?
Soggy bottoms ahoy 😞
I genuinely think people are more upset about this than brexit 😳😀

Evening wenches.

Wooo am knackered! Woooo clients shouting me just because I happened to be the person who answered the phone and the person they want to speak to haven't phoned them back despite various calls! Wooo and I can't even tell them to fuck off! Worked off some frustration at exerciseclass though.

Do you think if I went into my local Boots, they would have access to computer records of staff at various branches? Just a thought...

Thanks for the Zara suggestion Helen. Shall have a look. Sainsburys are supposed to have some decent ones but of course they didn't have any in the branch I went in.

Hope you survived your Monday Madame.

Not happy about GBBO leaving the BBC.

Have eaten tea. DH wants to watch GBBO. I want to go to sleep - there's no way I'm staying up for the swimming later.

Am going to close the laptop in the hope this will encourage me to make sarnie and have an early night... That's the plan, anyway.

Stupid Cat wants fuss and attention as well... she has installed herself on my lap and is indicating that I'm not going anywhere....

Evening, wish there were hot staff in my local Boots badders

Just watched Motherland.

Fecking brilliant . I hope they make a series.

Ta muchly Fancy (He's not looked at the Hama beads since we got back, of course - so it;s clear how much he needed them. I think he likes the concept of having them more than actually playing with them.) Suspect we'll use the train, but will see nearer the time.

LetUs KTITFWF - that's all.

Right - sarnie and bed. Night all, hope everyone has a good day tomorrow. I will be melting from heat and falling asleep at my desk at the BoringOfficeJob with no aircon.

Gold for Ellie Simmonds

Alright?
Ds2 has just joined me in bed so I'm up for the day...
It's ironing day today yes that's right on the hottest sept day for decades. I'm such a knob

Alright?
Ds2 has just joined me in bed so I'm up for the day...
It's ironing day today yes that's right on the hottest sept day for decades. I'm such a knob

Morning!

Happy global warming yes it's happening now day!!!!

Im having headaches every other day atm so my attendance is a bit useless in here Im afraid.

Re helens parental sex thread posted above...I have another take on that which I will regale you all with later today when I get a mo. Bring brain bleach.

Have good days all extra and metal overcoat for letus

Sorry to hear that Madame .
Ds2s abdo migraines seem to be getting worse too...weather maybe?
So bloody muggy....I call it "headache weather"
Just about to peg my first load out...
Another load in washer.
I might wash the throw cushion covers today too.
on a roll

Morning wenches.

for Madame.

And your poor DS2 Badderz.

I've put a wash out and then checked the weather. It's forecast to rain for a bit at 1pm. FFS. No matter, it'll dry again after that.

How many medals have we got now? Team GB are bloody astounding!

Hope this helps in some way Madame

Morning

Sorry to hear about the migraines

Govs meeting today, so I will be sitting inside on a sunny day

63 medals so far letus - the swimming was great last night

Hey wenches

So thrilled for Ellie Simmonds 🎉🎉🎉. Have enjoyed all the swimming so much that I have been convinced my my neighbour to enter a triathlon next year. So need to up my game with my swimming!! Doing an open water swim tomorrow. Let's hope I don't drown (it's in a lake not the sea, less sharks etc ).

So the season 3 DVD. When is it out? When do we get to find out what extras or has??

Also, Poldark. Yum. Thoroughly enjoyed the trial episode and it is just me or has that Dr chap become a lot better looking since last series?!? Not a patch on AT obvs.

Talking of local pharmacists I have found a cracker of one here. He's Japanese and has amazing hair.

Fancy I read your message as 'Gove' meeting and had dreadful shudder. Then read Govs and thought although you'll miss the sun, still seems better.

SO DID I COMTESSE!

as ever we are as one<
Pharmacist with good hair sounds good!
I am having my flu jab on Friday at said pharmacists store
for reasons
I've done the ironing
I'm watching the bbc political news
Why do I do it!!?
Fucking cockwombles

So my mum, on the phone yesterday. She's getting on swimmingly with her new young man (85) who she went on hols with this summer. She decided to tell me IN DETAIL about the fact that he has an inflamed, swollen scrotum, due to a scrotum infection!

And by way of this, reveals they are "sleeping together", whatever that means.

When I tried to divert the convo on the basis of tmi, she didnt get it at all, and accused me of being rude / unsympathetic.

Fuuuucking Hell Madame

Things you never need to know ever:

1. Any detail about an elderly boyfriend's swollen scrotum.
2. As above.
3. Forever.

A....what now? Give that brain bleach over here comtess and good luck with the swim.

Poor DS badders it must be migraine season. I had one a few days ago.

Schoolmouse has been knackered from school so he's been really irritable the last week. He seems to have settled down a bit this week. New toddlermouse is being a pain in the arse.

So who's got all this glorious weather then? It's bucketing it down here, I've just had to rescue a line full of washing.

Yy to weather/seasonal migraines. I get them on and off for about six weeks in spring and autumn. I've got one lingering now.

Comtess Season 3 is out here now on Amazon. I don't know about your region. The 'extras' are nothing we haven't seen before, S3 Update with the boys, France v Spain, The Villains, Strong Women, Set Tour and Costume Tour with TB. That's it.

Hopefully this will provide us all with some nicer mental images

at more hot pharmacists

Gove meeting? What a scary prospect. Athough now that slap Michael Gove game doesn't appear to be available, the opportunity to slap him in person could be therapeutic

29 degrees.☀️
In fucking September.
It can FTFO😡

Madame...I have NO words. 😂
Washing all lovely and dry though 👍🏻

Not Mel and sue?
Noooooo!
☹️😡

It'll be davina fucking McCall, you mark my words 😡