Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

[LetUsPrey]

How's this everywench?

STAND DOWN, Team A. Hayley just confirmed they aren't jeans, it's just how the sash is hanging.

I'm not convinced Sparks. I know Hayley has honour at stake here but it still looks like Tesco Value Jeans to me. The sash is at the back but still. Sorry.

Evening wenches.

Hope poorly wenches and wench DC are recovering quickly.

Loving the Santi pics. Just focused on him and ignoring everyone else in shot.

Evening wenches.

That's a nicely fitted waistcoat on TB there comtess

Tesco value jeans? Still would

That twitter account also has lots of Howie-esque inspiration bollox quotes

WHY are they not contractually obliged to wear leather at all times?
WHY?

Bads yes. If we ruled the world we'd have proper rules like that.

The world is mad comtesse
MAD

I'm turning the W&P thread into a Tom appreciation zone. Very gently , catchy monkey. Don't want to scare them with Full Comtess.

If better not rock up then
I'd scare em all off

I may have commented on the thread

Are you perving it up over there comtess? Or faking an interest in being appreciative of his acting talent?

RBNR but still.

Lurky has foung this with Tom in...

Where is the W&P thread?

In telly addicts helen

Right, had quite a productive day work-wise, and now I'm going to have a relatively early night after the past week's carnage.

all round - night!

Night helen

'Are you perving it up over there comtess?' Has just made me . Fancy you do have a wonderful turn of phrase . Thank you for always making me laugh.

I'm using my considerable willpower to try and look 'normal'over there. Y'know, like saying what a fabulous Actor he is. Trying not just to say how FIT AS FUCK he is, and how I daydream about having fantastic sex with him. It's the equivalent of just licking your tongue along your partner's bottom lip, rather than plunging your tongue in.

Not licking your partner's bottom. No. Not that. Not that at all. Quite the reverse.

Bottom LIP. LIP.

That's

LIP.

To be fair, TB has a nice arse but I don't want to lick it. Figuratively or otherwise.

This is exactly what I MUSTN'T do on the W&P thread.

Jeez

I'd stop digging now, Comtesse

keep digging

I know what you mean about trying hard to keep it in - I tried to post there earlier, but could only think of poor taste comments about Anatole's leg or a moan about how all the fit men are getting injured.

My phone wanted to correct that to dogging.