Swagger Inn Thread 122 - It's A New Series (soonish) It's A New Thread And We're Feeeeeeeellllinnnnnng Musketeers... Er Feeeeeelllinnnnng Good

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How's this everywench?

Hope you all feel better soon wenches!

Hello everyone - what's occurrin?

I had my zapper tutorial last night before going to bed with a massive headache (already started, not zapper related.) The irony...

Anyway so it didnt stop the migraine in its tracks but unsurprising cos it takes a few months to show any major effects apparently.

It didn't hurt and apart from being a bit fiddly it was fine. Although when you're using it properly it makes you look like youre having a minor stroke - the muscle on one side of your mouth gets pulled down. Freaky!

In other exciting news, I have one new tyre on my car and the other have about 1000 miles left in them. So no point in re-sealing the rims.

Madame - best not do the zapping on a rota night - Aramis might be slightly disconcerted by you pulling faces at him. Fingers crossed it works though.

Blimey Madame re the zapper and the minor stroke!

Afternoon

Hope you're resting up still obs?

Blimey madame, that sounds hardcore . Leave it behind tonight eh? Like helen says, don't want to give Aramis a shock. And it's not like he needs any devices to help him keep his wenches satisfied. Unlike the Cardinal, who needs an entire dungeon to keep one wench happy.

This pic needs some serious cropping

Fingers crossed for future zapper satisfaction Madame.
Haven't seen that pic before Fancy. That woman appears to have her hand on his leg!!!!

How about this one fluff?

She does, doesn't she

Or this?

It's from the santiago cabrera gallery, the woman is a makeup artist & think the pics came from her twitter account?

A makeup artist eh?

Thought you'd be straight onto that madame

She worked on Heroes according to her twitter account , but I'm thinking that first pic is a Father Vega-esque 'tache? May trawl through her pics later!

Oh GOD Fancy. The facial hair is different in all three so not taken at the same time by the looks of it. Bitch!!!!

hmmm

FFS - that's that make-up woman, Fluff! I TOLD YOU.

This is why he now has a male one. That is NOT Heroes era, either.

Oops. I didn't refresh. My post was in response to the first pic of him, with the hat on....

That's what I thought fluff - first one looks FV, second one Aramis & third one not so sure, could be him in Dexter?

She asked him on one of his IG pics recently if he was back in town.

BACK OFF BITCH, WE KNEW THAT BEFORE YOU DID.

So you already had her card marked did you sparks?

You bet your life I did!

I fucking knew it.

Hahaha Sparks. Her Twitter pic looks highly annoying if you ask me. Dislike. What a bitch . Well I'm sure she's a very nice woman.

Tom has been back at that tailor getting his suit etc done for some BAFTA thing tonight. Hoping to get some red carpet pics later from someone with finger on pulse.

I think it's been clarified on Twatter that the waistcoat is to go with a white shirt he was just wearing a lumberjack one. S'all fine although the the jeans look a bit M&S blue harbour to me and that is not the best. Not exactly the Santi Tesco jeans but not exactly Levi launderette territory 😄.

I have just PMSL at M & S Blue Harbour

[shudder] at those Tesco Value ones.

Hope you're feeling better today Obs

Sparks. Something about the pigment is just a bit. Hmmmm. If he came shopping Avec Comtess, I'd be getting him a very dark indigo shade of Athos Pauldron.