Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Looks like I'm not the only one posting scary pics....

Helen If those pics give me nightmares, I won't be happy! I may have to look through my PC collection before I go to sleep now like I do most nights

Night you gorgeous lot!

Actually just as well I didn't notice you two were up and posting, or I'd have joined in and still be working

Night liv, sweet dreams

Instead you've been perving over TB have you helen?

OMG
Thud!
Why am I awake at this silly o'clock? Because my subconscious told me I was missing THIS!!!
I am in shock. Really. Seriously.

This as in wenches or this as in HBF to Wench over Obs ?

(And why am I awake - bloody bladder!)

Morning wenches. Happy Christmas Eve!!!

Have RBNR. The DC are arguing with each other, and I'm leaving for work early so I can call in at Argos for a present for one of the DC from someone else. And it's pissing it down. A lot.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas tralalala

Have fab days wenches. Laterz

Happy xmas eve wenches!
Up most of last night with ds2.
So sending dh shopping. God help us all. He won't check the date on anything and throw things into the trolley.
I'm deeply unhappy about this but just not able to do it :(
Just got the stocking gifts to wrap after the dc have gone to bed.
Am off to peruse the new pics of tom.
Ilya x

Morning all

Headless chicken etc etc...............

Sorry I missed you last nigt Liv, hope you didn't have nightmares
Fancy I was working, not perving, or I'd have noticed you and Comtess belthering away in here.

Issy I severly doubt Obs would wake up purely because we were beltering, I suspet it's her HBF radar.

laters.

Omg I missed the wench all nighter!!! comtesse I hope your ham is very naice and Im glad Team B enjoyed the dolohov pix

We're hoping to go see star wars again today - all six of us. Ds has already told EVERYONE the major terribly sad plot spoiler. But he will be so excited to see it with his big bros

helen is there wifi where youre going? Hope so cos otherwise we wont see you for ages! When are you off?

Morning. Have just enjoyed a nice peaceful breakfast, sat in bed with ScaredyCat snuggled up to me. Ought to crack on with some chores - some baking & then pushing the hoover round. I ought to go to the post office too but, have you seen it outside?

Mind you, that reminds me of this, which cannot be a bad thing

Ok, need to get on.

Cue motivational gif

Just got up. No idea what's going on today other than we need to buy some food.

I'm at work and am bored. Some HBFs would be of great assistance right now - well at any time really

Dh had to go into town in the end as the local shop didn't have everything we needed.
His own fault. He made me cancel the ocado order!
Mum coming up for lunch then onto Dhs aunts. They are both quite elderly and I think find us all hard work but insist we go. We don't really feel that welcome and can't help feeling they are glad when we leave
Then pils to see sil.
Then home to wait for Santa!

Morning. Yes, Helen was right, my HBF radar ??? [chmm] was pinging like a good'un!!

I've got a new phone wallpaper!!!

Picked up bloody bird and it's slightly too big for our tin. Just going to wing it tomorrow anyway and will end up with an oven full of goose fat.

In good news, DrIssy is about to take the Garklets out to play Lego at a friends for two hours.

DH had attempted his usual piss all over Christmas because it's a bigger deal than our actual religions celebrations in this house. Told him to cheer the fuck up and stop moaning. Every year he does this. I wouldn't mind if he actually made an effort for the other celebrations but he usually doesn't even know it's happening until about 2 days before.

These handsome boys are far more on my page.

What a twatbadger anne. This has made Santi very angry on your behalf, look. Btw I just caught up on Luther - did you yet? The bit about Alice Morgan and that Megan girl made no sense to me at all.

issy hows your ds today?

Not caught up yet. I reckon we will watch tonight once the boys are in bed.

Gah, I've missed loads!

Just in time for that ^Santi of Intent though. P to the H to the W to the O to the A to the RRRRRR.

Errrrr, have RBNR. Today I've been out for our traditional Christmas Eve family brekkie, hoovered, cleaned windows & kitchen sinks, laid table for tomorrow & am now waiting to go to Mass while pondering what I've forgotten to do.

Think I'll look at some Santi pics while I think.

And I see Anne has introduced the Team A game of Ultimate Dilemma to The Tav

I think we have a good idea what Sparks will be thinking about at Mass and it won't be what she's missed off Christmas planning

Evening Wenchees, I am actually sat down. On my arse. My to do list has been ripped up and chucked in the recycling and I am on the rum and coke/prosecco/beer/anyfuckingalcoholIcangetmyhandson

How did the ham turn out?, I cooked mine today, in the slo cooker....bloody complicated recipe....I had to unwrap the plastic and everything. It tastes very naice.

Well, Ive had almost 24 hours to recover from the latest farfaraway attempts to KILL ME DEAD....and although I'm still a little wobbly I'm getting there, as long as I don't linger too long on twitter and don't accidentally click on the tab that has the HD version of THAT photo, zoomed into THAT part of the white trouser clad anatomy

So how are we all? having a lovely Christmas so far??