Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Thought she had booked them?

Sorry?

Don't get any ideas about sneaking off without me and Tart #wingmen

Sounds like a plan comtess, but not sure letus will agree!

santislittlestalker Booked them? She's already there.....

LA, did you say....?

I have a pic of sitting down in my seat on VS whatever tomorrow.

"Oh hello, Morelike."

Morning wenches - for the record 5am starts really suck -

Would prefer to be taking DOG by the hand and making use of the tent conveniently positioned behind him

Would be fun to sit next to you Sparks.

Sadly am actually on train to Lewes.

Morning, looks like madame has the livestock dealt with this morning.

5am starts tart - why so early? Are the DC waking up then?

Or are you just saying that morelike? We need mrsB to check airport CCTV......

Lewes is nice morelike?

fancy sadly not- that is the time I get up to go to work - :(

Are you all on the Virgin (yeah Virgin, right you lot, you don't comply, before we even begin!!) Flight to LA?

Volunteers all lifts and taxis to Heathrow (15 minutes).......
All those needing a bed for the night, prior to flight, can check in to house Obs....... just to make sure you are re-freshed, made-up and looking your BEST for your flight to meet Santi

What the hell is this?? When did the wenches develop a thing for husbandry? and where is Helen?? Have I been asleep for several months?

So are we all off to LA now then?? I'll need to mention it to the childminder know...

helen is onholidayfaraway for the next few weeks so we are looking after her animals for her. It's going very well so far. We totally know what we're doing

Madame

Well I have just walked home from Baket Street and am suitably flushed and needing some massage. Looks like I have found an obliging volunteer.

Fucking hell - Baker fucking street.

That truly sucks Anne - Hope he massages all the right spots (yto) to perfection for you......

Also just wondering if it is time for a new thread and If I am brave enough to cock it up for you all????

Afternoon, have those hands worked their magic yet anne?

We're totally on top of hbfs of things since helen's been away

Having said that, I wouldn't sit on the chaise

Knock yourself out tart - you're allowing plenty of time to cock it up & for MNHQ to amend the title!

MRSB!!!! You're needed - get over here with your Spooks-skillz

This just about sums me up ......

tart I hear that.

Go for it tart!

tart you should def doooo it but perhaps leave it til we're a bit further on? we have been known to lose the link to the new thread

Good luck with that Tart