Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Awww thanks Issy

Sorry liv, you have your caring duties to consider, you don't have time for Dog. Grandad's lost his zimmer frame & needs a hand getting to the bathroom

FTFO Fancy and Liv

Fancy He may be mature but he can still shag for hours

Keeping DOG to myself - liv needs all her strength to keep PC alive and well ....

fancy thank you for the rewards for my hard work .... Am going to put him to hard work now .....

You're welcome tart, always a pleasure to trawl my pic collection to find things to post!

Honestly I can handle both - and I would hate to look like I'm discriminating due to age so it's only fair that I should be shagged senseless by Dog AND PCap

anne l think those lips are totally divine and totally snogable (his - not yours)(no offence - I am sure yours are divine too).

Oh dear. Laid down on sofa to watch Endeavour.... Woke up just now. Bollocks. Not tired now tho..., not so helpful.

So is Santi in the US or Oz??? Nicole Kidman eh?

Fancy please can you tell Athos to come and be stern about me wasting my bloody evening being asleep?? Once he's finished with Wicked obviously. #wenchhonour

Will do comtess, I have frittered my time away heinously this evening. So bad it'll take all three from my pics to be sufficiently stern with me.

You bad girl Fancy, best have a Monketeer to forgive you for being so idle

I have just realised it is in fact not Monday and therefore not my rota day. #morewenchhonour

Before Fluff appears I will disrobe this holy man.

Be quick about it anne you know fluffs has a particular soft spot for the good priest

Oh, he won't be finished with me for a while yet

Comtess, bienvenida a Miami Los Angeles.

Fuck it, I'll just call a taxi

Can i just point out I had his landing time & location identified 3 hours later just by the cloud pic he IG'ed at 6am Sat morning? Just saying.

taking the stalking to the next level

Rechristens Sparkles - santislittlestalker I feel it has a certain ring to it?

LA? Ooh. Who can blame him? Nice and balmy after nippy old Prague. FULL of women throwing themselves at him tho I imagine

Blimey Sparks that is good stalking ahem I mean, spotting.

santislittlestalker

Hilare

Anne, how very bloody dare you interfere with my Father Vega.
Luckily I am otherwise engaged licking Vronsky all over dancing with Count Vronsky

BRF at women throwing themselves at him, You'd never have that happen in Prague. FFS.

Sparks are you looking at LA flights by any chance?