Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

And just because I'm not sure I've ever posted it on here......

For anne, and because it makes me laugh

I'm only on my second book Anne

Oh! Who is number 1!?

Actor called Matthew Settle, playing Captain Speirs (total badass nutjob. In khaki.) in Band of Brothers. Don't bother watching him in anything else - there is no way he can ever achieve such a level of hotness again.

Thought I recognised him!
Bloody loved that show

It did have an unnaturally beautiful cast - full credit to the casting team. Was generally v good too

Lovely pix today wenches!

Ooh fancy good call about the honey. The bees have been acting broody the past few days...Ill just check if theyve laid any eggs.

Has anyone milked the cats yet?

Bees laying eggs?
Milking cows?
I'm not an expert wenches but.......

Evening wenchi!!!

Nice FAF Platter there Fancy, wouldn't mind a nibble of any of their morsels.

Madame Oooh so exciting about new house! Sounds like you've done a great job hiding clutter etc.

Argghh!! no we haven't ww - can I leave that up to you as you're a cat expert?

You're welcome comtess, now which one would you like to be all stern while they tell you off for stealing regional delicacies?

Vair vair exciting news re Santi starring opp Reece Witherspoon & Nicole Kidman in a series with toddlers & murder [ shock]

So is that what he's gone over for sparks - to start filming that? When are we actually going to see him?

Evening!

Tonight my ovaries exploded...

I did it last time Fancy. Never again

Oh, oh, I've been really bad, can Athos please be really stern and disapproving?

I'm sure he can ww - it's whether he can do 'hot' that's more questionnable surely?

Ducks. Does helen have any ducks?

Evening wenches .... 1st day at school totally nailed by the small people.... They are both shattered now and early bed.....
Rest of the day unpacking..... Only one room left to go.... And yes perving over the divine hotness that is DOG

Fancy That's a good point... Nah, he can't because he's not PC unfortunately...

This is VERY good news about santi. Bad news about him probably not appearing in local panto though.

Shit, we forgot about helens cats!!!! Yes wicked, please do milk them, poor things, and then you'll probably need to muck them out I guess wont you.

Awwwww liv!!!! Many congrats to grandad peter!

WW If you still have Dog, send him my way - I promise I will stop making comments about Tom looking like he's having a shit....

That all sounds good tart - have a reward

GRANDAD????? He's totally in his prime - I want a baby with him

^^

Liking the pics esp the PC one

Got through day two of back to work, made a cracking paella and ate Xmas cake. Now stuck on sofa watching Harry Price Ghost Hunter on itv I player and with a ds1 asleep on my lap. How I'm going to get him into his top bunk, I know not ...