Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Shouldn't be on here.
Should be doing stuff.

Must go and wash hair.
Saw you in here at 4am obs, but was too tired to post!

Morning wenches.

Had to drag both DC out of bed.

I would like to be in bed with this man.

Have great days wenches

headless children - are they worse than the chickens badders?

Chickens!!!

Morning everyone, DS back at school, so in theory a day for being organised

Boys started their new school today - I have to admit I had a lump in my throat..... Now I have to admit to a huge sense of freedom for the day..... Going to nail the last of the packing boxes ...... Wish me luck

Also just because ....

Oh ffs.
What a typo!
:)
Been to asda, taken a skirt back that was too big...yes, too big!
They were selling off locket hyacinths in wicker planters for 80p! So I got 2 :)
Ds2 was upset going back today. He always is :(

tart good to see you back. Dog looks rather yummy there.

DH has decided he doesn't want to watch W&P so that's what I am doing today now the DC are back at school.

I'm freezing! Can someone please send over a HBF to warm me up?

Morning wenches! Hope you're all still fabulous.
Tart I'm glad to see that you recovered so quickly from that uncharacteristic burst of emotional motherliness and are back to perving over Dog. Good luck with the boxes.
In the tradition of all Welsh women, I am about to make Welsh cakes to cheer myself up. Or is that just me?
Also to cheer myself up, a bit of Jesus he is hot pretty for you

Thanks for the house advice all. Photos are tomorrow. We've got a lot of stuff in the loft, at a friends, etc...Must now start looking for a house to move to!

helen that food did look lush despite the hipster serving vessel.

It's my first day back at work and I just CANT BE ARSED.

Oh and I was going to watch W&P on Iplayer last night but dp nicked my ipad and made me watch something called Narcos. He said he thought "we could watch it together." Seriously who is he kidding. They may as well just have called it ManShow.

Seriously MrsB? Can I have Dolokhov at least? I need a man, not a little boy!

Afternoon wenches, I missed that pic of yours letus - very nice start to the day, thank you. DS didn't actually need to be dragged out of bed today as he had his first mock exam - didn't need to be nagged to go to bed last night either - blissful!

Hope their first day goes well tart. How are those boxes getting on, or are you perving over Dog?

fluffy - Welsh cakes always cheer me up, but not as much as my Dad - highlight of his visits to me I think! FAF pics of Santi cheer me up too

Outrageous behaviour madame

She mentioned that Narcos programme to me too. Is it set in South America, because I am thinking at least sons FAFness.

Just finished W&P. I liked it, really quite liked Pierre actually. No FAFness though. None. FFS.

WTF! Well Trev is alright I guess

Finished W&P? Anne.....seriously??? you only started it at the weekend FGS! Where do you find the time???? I thought I did well the other night to get to page 97!

Well you can't expect to finish a long novel AND spend much time professionally admiring a man's abs elk

Hello beautiful wenches & beautiful Santi.

Although I may still be sulking about his recent career/location choices & with-holding my favours until...well, until he looks in my direction anyway.

That is also some pretty Dog & makes me want to kick him too for cutting those locks off

I meant I finished watching the episode. I am reading W&P in November as Tolstoy is my writer of the month on my calendar. I have just started my fourth book of the year though so at least one of my resolutions is going well.

This man will be rewarding me ... I will also be able to expend some of my anger at his alter-egos career move.

Fourth book of the year anne

I obviously need book boot camp or something. With a stern authority figure to keep me in line

FFS Fancy, Aramis as a stern authority figure....

Looking like this fluffy?

Oh fuck me yes! Looking exactly like that.