Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Happy new year wenches!!!!

Hope you all had lovely evenings.

countryhouse has been equipped with wifi since I was last here, woo!!!

helen did you remember the suncream? Lovely to see you and hope youre having a fantastic trip.

letus, it's your turn to buy the whiskas. They like tuna and salmon flavour I think.

Dont worry helen, your livestock will be just fiiiiiiine.

Fancy, it both masked the grin and stopped me making an audible noise.

MLGS I might re-read and rewatch P&P as I bought a 'writers' calendar and Jane is April.

Afternoon

helen!!!! Glad you've arrived safely - I'll clean out the chicken coop as soon as I've found a hbf to help me (totes a euphemism)

madame, good news you have wi-fi

Yes to re-reading and re-watching P&P anne, such a great book. When are you watching the rest of the eps morelike?

Happy New Year Tav!

I have been up for 20 mins & due to the don't deviate from Prosecco rule (aside from one champagne cocktail), I have no hangover! Well, other than the one my teeth seem to get whenever I drink - the alcohol seems to temporarily strip the enamel from them for the next 2 days.

Anyway - I'm not sure how on earth we are ever going to top 2015 for Wench Wins but am hoping we can have a lot of fun trying

Saw today's pic & thought of wenches

Although he doesn't do much for me - I'd prefer the glasses of prosecco & the cat - he has made the effort to be topical & turn up in a towel.

Oh I don't know Fancy, he's not unappealing.

You have him then obs, probably best he goes somewhere where he'll be better appreciated!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year Wenches!

Hope it brings all you wish.

Happy new year wenches x

He does a good stare!

The best! They're all giving it a good go to be fair

I do like a stare. Makes me all wibble. I like this side eye look

Happy New Year all.

I think I will partake of a of bit of CaptTrev this afternoon. I'm surrounded by boys of Dog's age at currentjob and feel in need of a bit of maturity.

Happy New Year wenches.

Today I've been on a walk, worked a couple of hours and cleaned the oven and the stove fan (?).

Now time for some chips and the couch

minty Now THAT'S a sexy side eye! I haven't seen that pic before

No idea where I dredged it up from Liv but it's safely saved. it's a great one.

Blwyddyn Newydd dda i chi
, ac i bawb sydd yn y tafarn!!

That's a bastardised bit of cultural heritage wenches, basically, happy new year to all of you in the Taf.

Lovely family day here, eaten traditional steak cooked in ale and had a magnificent lie-in. Even ds4 managed to be asleep til 1115. Fabulous!

I'm revving up for W&P - keep seeing those trousers I mean those trailers on tv. Ooof. I have BIG hopes of Andrew Davies here. Lots of seducing women in cupboards etc. please

Just had lovely bath so pjs on early here to enjoy Billionaire Boy with ds4 and then Sherlock with the big boys. Really excited about it!

Sounds a great day Comtess. Looking forward to Sherlock here too. Probably a delayed start while the DS settle. Currently watching Tangled. We've had a pj day and just rested.

Im home! Finally! In my house! With no one else except dp and ds! And tonight I am sleeping in my own bedroom, with ds in his own bedroom. Feels like bloody months since that happened, though it's only been two weeks...

It's been really good, but, y'know...Im fookin exhausted.

Deffo watching Sherlock later.

comtesse I meant to comment ages ago when you posted those sentences in cornish and welsh...wtaf? Same language or what! I love this kind of stuff btw. Keep it coming.

I'm home alone tonight. I'm freezing, don't know what to eat & bored. The frigging chippie was closed

Once I've got the Tesco online shop done (the excitement never starts) I'm having a bath then finding something nice to eat with Sherlock.

For your santi shrine sparks

Thanks Madame. He wouldn't be cold, would he?