Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

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Morning wenches

Work again. Blah. Have great days wenches

You too LetUs - I'm off for another blood test this morning and I haven't been to sleep yet so I'm propping my eyes open with matchsticks 😆

And if you touched the Tav towels, you may want disinfect wash your hands - last night got slightly out of hand ☺️ (No pun intended)

And Helen I put your cleaning stuff back after I used it but caution is advised 😆

Am trying very hard not to lose my shit wrt my mother this morning.
Pulled a corner on me.
I arranged yesterday to take her to the Dr as she cant really walk. Set my Alarm for 8. She was to phone me when she got an appt.
So I get up.
She texts me at 8.20 to tell employees she has got a lift with a friend she arranged yesterday so doesnt need email to come.
Would a phone call to that effect yesterday have killed her?
Ffs

That should have read corker not corner

Wow
ALL the typos :)

Arrrggggh
Dh wants to go shopping for new trainers.
Nooooooooo

Oh Badders that's really shit

Can DH go shopping on his own?

God no.
No no no
Not on his own
That would be bad

Morning. The hire car has gone back

Am having breakfast in eaterielocaltowork , it is not as good as when I ate here this time last year #minordisappointment.

Work Xmas do last night, I wasn't drinking because of aforementioned hire car return, wonder how many people disgraced themselves and will be in no fit state today

Morning

How irritating of her badders.

So cinn - any embarrassing incidents from the Xmas do that you witnessed?

Blimey liv - hope you're back home & in bed now

Badders How bad can he be?

Fancy Yes I'm back now - the heating is on, I'm lying down and one of the cats is asleep on me so I can't move

You're stuck then liv?

Time for some re-education then.....

And again

You're welcome

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Is Heken on holiday now? I too am a bit worried about how we'll on cope without her.

Re W&P, I think Comtess may need to rub her thighs (Fancy) in anticipation, for a bit longer. I'm not sure about this, (don't quote me) but I suspect/fear that if its 6 parts, we may not see the lovely TB as Dolokhov until part 2.

Part 1 should focus on Anna Pavlova's soirée, because it introduces many of the (main) characters, and would have been a very big thing, to young ladies, being 'introduced' at their first dance.

I can't wait. Have set my sky+. At brunch the other day, my 3 musketeer friends invited themselves round to mine, to watch it! Which is fine!

Oh Dolokhov, I can barely stand the suspense!

Obs Why has he got a pair of socks down his kecks?

sorry I didn't see you earlier

Do we know how many episodes there will be of W&P? Think Dolokov is introduced pretty early on at a party Pierre attends, but it's such a long book to adapt there will be lots missed out.

I'm not falling for that nasty ridiculing Liv.
If PC is as humongous as you claim, then you should be well skilled in recognising it in others!

I am skilled at recognising an authentic gigantic cock - and I will concede that there is indeed one in your picture 😂😂😂😂😂

I am so funny

Dolokhov does those Bed me eyes on Helene - Pierre Bezukhov's wife. But we can just replace her with ourselves.

Actually I am looking forward to W&P, it looks really good!