Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

[Baddz]

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Hello Drink. Interesting decoration!

Hello mrsm

Yo wenches! ^^

Hi Mrs

Haven't caught up with full thread but am having a rewatch today of both series!

Have a pic of the sexiest man alive!

So... erm... There appears to be loads of dead skin everywhere...

I only popped up to get more Marmite and lube - the dungeon is actually the least batshit place at the moment

Hi minty nice to see you again.

I'm about to go shopping, I will be buying salted caramel ice cream and I intended to eat the lot one ASAP.
And I will be thinking about alllll of yous.

Hope everyone's day has improved? Mine has settled a bit so that's nice.

I've done the about music at kids discos as well. I know they don't understand, that it's just got a good beat but it feeds in doesn't it?
What exactky is a footner/not footer? His does it work? It sounds vile.

Laterszzzz

^^

Alright my lovely! Get some more marmite while you are there, would you please? We appear to have run a little low so I had to nick the wenches' jar!

Hi Baddz, Livia and Norah it's nice to pop in.

Hi Minty.

I have been for an unexpected hair cut, in that I was going to book in for next Saturday but DH suggested I go today if they could fit me in if I wanted to, so I did. And then I went to the library so I'm feeling really quite relaxed.

That ice cream sounds delicious Norah

I might have to give this non footner footner thing a go

Going out for a meal tonight, just us four. Always such a relaxing experience.

Hi Letus

I've had a lovely day. My DS got his swimming badge and then he and I went book and yarn shopping and had a tea and and cake stop! I'm working my way through RTFT

Hi minty! (Will have to stop calling you that.) Good to see you. How have you been? We have some peach bellini and assorted party nibbles left over from our 100th party. Do help yourself and stay for a while if you fancy it...errrrr....

sorry about this....

Hi Madame! Nah I'm still Minty here it's ok. I'm not bad thanks. I went away and sorted out my head and took up crochet, because obviously that helps!

Peach Bellini...yum!

How are you?

Afternoon all
So. Interesting turn of events meant that cricket was rained off for a period and I ended up stranded with ds2's gf !!!!! So. What does one do in the situ?

Clearly you take the bull by the horns.

So I just asked her about why she was wearing it and what impact it made. It turns out Courtney Love was wearing one and she thought it was an interesting pro-fem attitude. (Like Madame said Raaah fem). Which if I'm very honest I wasn't really thinking about last night, I just was thinking FGS she's wearing a t shirt with clit on it.

So, interesting discussion about various things, including Natasha Walters Living Dolls book which I thoroughly enjoyed, and interesting discussion.

I asked of she'd had any twatty comments and she said NOONE had mentioned it at all.

Anyway, I then asked whether her mum had seen her leave in it, and she admitted no she thought her mum wouldn't like it so she'd put it on after she left. Which was pleasingly honest.

Anyway, good bonding moment.

I also asked her what she thought L made of it, and she thought he hadn't noticed it, and she didn't dress for male impact anyway. So I countered this by asking why the micro skirt and she smiled and sort of said 'fair cop'.

I'm not sure where I am now with this, but I like her, she's clever, and held her own trapped inside with me for a good while, so there we are.

And no Sparks I'm not going to ask her where she got it. That's what google is for.

Hi MrsM

letus that unexpected hair cut sounds good. I need to get mine and babymouses done. We have exactly the same hair at the mo and whilst thick, wavy bedhead curls look adorable on him. I just look unkempt and scruffy.

Ooh salted caramel. Bring back some for the buffet.

Sorry you're all having crap days. I'm off for a drink. Back later :-)

She sounds sharp as a tack comtess .

Hi Mouse I bet little mouse is getting big now. My DS has wild curls. They are adorable on him. My hair just does wavy so I attack it with straighteners.

I just woke up

Hi Minty

Hi WW

I'm off to sort tea for a hungry DS who has been to camp today. I'll try and pop in more often. It was lovely to be here briefly.

Ooh Adele is going off with the Cardinal... If she had gone to Specsavers she wouldn't have been shot.

Ds1 and I have been bonding over GofT quizzes and designing our own Sigil
We decided on:
House baddz
Leaping panther pic
Motto:
No better friend, no worse enemy
I am now watching queens tennis whilst my uterus falls out
She sounds ok comtesse

Hello Minty

Hahahaha comtesse she sounds pretty cool actually. Def no airhead. And as you say, did well to hold her own in what could have been a pretty awkward convo with mother of boyf!

minty glad youre well, hope we didnt traumatise you too much last time and do drop by again soon.

He is minty 18 months old . On him, adorable surfer ringlets. On me, wild bed hair with a kink in it. I've been growing out a pixie cut for years months and its at that horrible point when it grows outwards as opposed to down.

I like that baddz. Great motto.

Wenches...labyrinth on ch 5 NOW

Yoyo.

Not as in the kids' toy, but yo. Yo.

Comtess I very much will not be googling Suck My Clit thankyou v much. I just thought it might make a different fan t-shirt for an upcoming city break

Hellllo Minty

As part of TeaTox Day 1, I will not be partaking of any peach bellini or indeed any alcohol ce soir. I'm bored already.